Moms and One-liners

<p>You moms are pretty hot I don't care what they say....ha ha ;)</p>

<p>MOM2LOLA2011 - my husband's solution to a possum in the garage...a sledgehammer! (I am not making this up.)</p>

<p>Is it male or female? Do you know? Do you care? :eek:</p>

<p>WAMOM.. Please tell your darling husband thank you for that advice. Now to find a sledgehammer. </p>

<p>Nursey.. I have decided he is a male. El Diablo. Possum from h*ll. :)</p>

<p>I think I'm gonna spew!</p>

<p>This year-long lurker is sticking her head up to say this is a very entertaining thread. Thanks. Keep it coming. (S a USAFA hopeful from NM)</p>

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my husband's solution to a possum in the garage...a sledgehammer!

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<p>You'd be amazed how much fun a can of Lysol and a Bic lighter can be. </p>

<p>Mmmmmmmmm! Possum Flambe! Yum, yum! :D</p>

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<p>You're slightly sick, yet I am drawn to it.</p>

<p>Sicko! I bet you even have sauces memorized. </p>

<p>Red or white wine?</p>

<p>Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.</p>

<p>Ya'll are nuts today. :D</p>

<p>JM...where ya been hiding???? Grandbaby keeping you busy I see!!!</p>

<p>And we have a "new addition" too!!! "Lexi" joined our family today... a little yorkie sister for Annabelle!!! Too cute-- all 12 ounces of her!!!</p>

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<p>Beer, of course. :D</p>

<p>I know! I miss you bunches! I fly in & fly out these days. Academy Mom's stay busy. Had to take up oil painting for something more to do. My new project is of Boss in cover-alls holding his little pitch fork with the Eagle in the back ground. I've plans to put it on ebay. A new baby for you to love! How sweet! I want her in my purse so bad. Have a name yet?</p>

<p>Z - imported or domestic?</p>

<p>Imported. With the rarest of exceptions, America can't make beer worth a damn.</p>

<p>How dare you insult my Yuengling! </p>

<p>Can I go to sleep now?</p>

<p>JAMZ.. You are putting your grandbaby on EBAY? LOL
Let me know how that goes! </p>

<p>I think the El Diablo the possum has left the building and the scratching at the Garage Door must be one cold cat named Sophie. FEED ME PLEASE!</p>

<p>And BOSS51 is my new hero!</p>

<p>Mom of a 2011 appointee to USAFA (just received yesterday!) from Michigan. Not much of a poster, but truly enjoy the reading. I vote for the sledgehammer solution.</p>

<p>Congratulations, jwags! "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder....!" Fantastic!</p>

<p>I vote for the get a guy out in the garage to get rid of it, while I'm on my bed with a pillow over my head, screaming.</p>

<p>I can't do large rodents, except for guinea pigs. </p>

<p>I am a total loser weiner when it comes to rat things.</p>

<p>Hi Darla. Good luck to your son. NM is cooooolllllddddd right now I hear (from my kid at NMMI with no issued jacket).</p>

<p>Oh Spidermom, the Spider should hibernate! IT IS COLD! But the sun is out and the snow has stopped. We're way up north...in the mountains...a LOT prettier.</p>

<p>Congrats, jwags! We're hoping the fencer can join the gymnast -- now that he has finally gotten a waiver for his braces.</p>