<p>We can't seem to get enough of people telling us what rank every college deserves to be at. Is this because we can't think for ourselves, because we want so-called "experts" to tell us where every school deserves to be ranked? I've never quite understood why this makes any sense. I can understand that some cars are better than other cars, but would we rank them as #1 car, #2 car . . . ? I like food Do I have a #1 food? I don't think so. Do I have a #1 friend and a #9 friend? There's something about rankings that seems so "official" and organized and scientific that we don't have to do so much thinking or investigating for ourselves. "Best refrigerator," "best city to retire in," "best college." Really? Who thinks like this except truly lazy people? </p>
<p>How in the world can anyone think that this college is the "best" but that other college that you liked even more isn't? What if I love college #26 but hate college #9? Am I making a terrible mistake by turning down Swarthmore for Bucknell which I like much better? If I turn down Harvard AND Yale AND Princeton (What a cool thing to do!) because I've decided I much prefer to go to Bowdoin or Kenyon or some other small rural school, am I doomed to a miserable life of regrets? </p>
<p>I really think rankings have addled our brains. I'm not saying that schools listed near the top aren't the "best" schools. I'm just asking what that means. "Best" at what? Many of my students (I'm a high school teacher) who attend Harvard (not to pick on dear old Harvard) say that they have a lot of teaching assistants. Is that really good? Students at Yale tell me they have more than a few large lecture classes. Is that what I want for my education -- to sit in large lecture halls and be anonymous or to be taught in once-a-week discussions, not by the professor, but by 24 year old grad students who aren't so good at teaching (yet). </p>
<p>The college lists everyone looks at suffer from a number of problems. One of them is that they aggregates many disparate elements, some of which seem scientific but might not be of much importance, really. Or they might not even matter to most of us. While there are no points for friendliness or campus beauty or enthusiasm (as far as I can tell) colleges get big points for things like the size of their libraries, their endowment, and what other administrators at other colleges think of them. </p>
<p>This last item has always bothered me a lot. Isn't that how "popular" a college is to other colleges? It's always seemed to me like those high school popularity polls. Remember them-- "most liked student," "most likely to succeed." Is that what these lists come down to? Colleges and universities that other colleges are a little envious of are awarded extra points? How does this make sense? </p>
<p>Size of library? I challenge anyone to convince me that a university with a library with 5 million volumes is substantially better at educating its students than a university that manages to struggle along with "only" one million volumes in its enormous library. Yes, libraries should count, but couldn't we count number of volumes as a minor factor when it's above a certain number of millions of volumes? After all, Harvard itself was founded with the donation of a few thousand volumes in 1630. Was it just a really lousy college until it reach the first 100 million volumes? </p>
<p>Endowment -- important. But how does an extra billion or two make the life of each student better? Would I really be any less happy or less well educated at a college with an endowment of "only" one billion dollars compared to a friend attending a college with ten billions dollars? Is he really getting an education that is any better than I'm getting? What is he getting, then? And yet these are the sorts of figures that the U.S. News college rankings are made up of. </p>
<p>And they lead to cheating. We've all heard of the "top" colleges that lied about their admissions stats or gamed their reporting of SAT scores. How reliable are any of these statistics then? Isn't it likely that even more colleges and universities are shading the truth on their numbers? Why should I take anything seriously when colleges that lie are compared to colleges that are honest? I'm just not convinced I should take them seriously. And then when the inaccurate stats are revealed, wouldn't you expect that that college would drop in the rankings -- or even be excluded? No and no. A bit odd, don't you think. </p>
<p>To me, any college or university among the Top 50 or so is an excellent one and any student should feel free to choose the ones that appeal to them most, largely ignoring the number that U.S. News, or anyone, assigns them. No, #4 is not "better" than #12 unless it's better to you for particular reasons that appeal to you. What's the #1 novel according to the experts on literature? Let me know so I can read that and not waste my time on #22 which I might love much more. I think people should largely ignore the rankings for their own sake. </p>
<p>Forbes Magazine has a college list which puts both large universities and small liberal arts colleges together and evaluates (ranks) them according to their long-term "value" (it's a business magazine so they're stuck with this way of thinking, I suppose). In the Forbes list, Colgate gets something like #48. That's not bad since the list includes lots of more "efficient" large universities (is this like comparing small businesses with mega-corporations -- which do you think Forbes is going to prefer?). But if you only consider the small liberal arts colleges in the Forbes list, omitting the Michigans and Berkeleys and Harvards with enormous grad schools, Colgate ranks around #22 or so. Much better.</p>
<p>Another list published by who knows who, but called "The Best Colleges," ranks Colgate #17. But they also include large universities and small colleges together which is a little like ranking cars and trucks together or evaluating best small towns against best cities. On this list, though, among liberal arts colleges only, Colgate comes out something like #5 or #6. So this list is now my favorite list. Go, "Best Colleges" list! Whoever you are. </p>
<p>I haven't got the slightest idea who publishes The Best Colleges or whether I should take them seriously or not. It's probably published by some crackpots somewhere using a system that makes sense only to them. Maybe it's even published by Colgate grads? Woohoo! </p>
<p>One year, U.S. News ranked Caltech as the #1 college or university in America. Then, maybe after considering that most people who worked at U.S. News had not attended CalTech, that school never appeared in the Top Five again. But Harvard and Yale and Princeton did. Every single year. Forever. East Coast bias? What colleges did U.S. News editors attend. I wonder . . . A Bit Odd. </p>
<p>What I'd like to see is a list which makes much less effort to rank colleges by size of libraries (Really, how many books are you going to read in four years? A million?) or total endowment, but includes the beauty of the campus and how nice the students are, whether students end up in lifelong satisfying careers, or even whether or not they received an excellent well-rounded education. How's that for an idea? How about a college list that asks students what they thought of their education--years later. Nah! That would take too much time. We can't afford that sort of useful nonsense. Let's just count volumes in the library and ask everyone which other colleges they're most envious of. That's the kind of list everyone wants. </p>
<p>Clearly, any list that considers those kind of subjectives can't be very objective, though, can it?</p>
<p>I'm Colgate Class of '70, if that matters to anyone.</p>