<p>Yes, I am Asian, but be not mistaken: my desire for great riches has nothing to do with Chinese materialism or pushy parents. I want a stable, high-paying job out of my own volition. Who doesn’t? </p>
<p>Afterall, money is the key to happiness. You can buy anything with money: mansions, power, lovers… Yes, after I graduate from Berkeley with a CS degree, I’ll be dishing out 80k+ every year. I’ll be sitting in my lukewarm jacuzzi (wearing the world’s most expensive bikini) in my newly bought mansion, laughing at all those English and Rhetoric majors scrubbing toilets the rest of their lives. Hahahaha! Ahhahaaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</p>