<p>Ms. Happy, </p>
<p>If you need a lover, look no further. I am handsome, stylish, intelligent, romantic, and British-Chinese - I have everything a girl could ever want, even the British accent! Not to mention that I’m also majoring in CS, which means we can have two mansions with lukewarm jacuzzis! Aboveall, I am free! You don’t need a cent to buy me~</p>
<p>If you’re interested in bearing my children, give me a call at 415-239-4892</p>