<p>Ms. Happy, </p>
<p>If you need a lover, look no further. I am handsome, stylish, intelligent, romantic, and British-Chinese - I have everything a girl could ever want, even the British accent! Not to mention that I’m also majoring in CS, which means we can have two mansions with lukewarm jacuzzis! Aboveall, I am free! You don’t need a cent to buy me~</p>
<p>If you’re interested in bearing my children, give me a call at 415-239-4892</p>
<p>Lol @ buying a mansion w/ 80k a year…</p>
<p>A lot depends on GPA. As a Business major, you’ll need a 3.8 plus ECs to even think about applying for an internship at the top companies such as McKinsey or Goldman Sachs. </p>
<p>On the flip side, as long as you graduate from EECS, you’ll probably be paid 70-80K right off the bat.</p>
<p>Well, considering that the worlds most expensive bikini probably costs more than your yearly 80k salary (which is meager by my standards), your plan sucks. Also, why do you want a lukewarm jacuzzi? That ruins the point of a jacuzzi…</p>
<p>But it’s okay, once you can’t stand your job making 80k a year, since you chose your career path solely from a monetary perspective, I will give you a job scrubbing my toilets!
Hahahahahaha ahahahahahahaha :)</p>
<p>I’m bit shocked to see some of you people in this forum still believe that wealth is proportional to the income/salary.</p>
<p>^ More money = more wealth… What’s so hard to believe about it?</p>