<p>It’s an infomercial but still the most ludicrous product EVAR!</p>
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<p>I gotta say, the late-night commercials for sex toys are very entertaining.</p>
<p>^ Um… Are you from like Holland or something?</p>
<p>The U.S. Why?</p>
<p>^^^^That was the strangest thing I’ve recently seen.</p>
<p>^^ Ah, I would’ve thought that the US would censor most of that sort of stuff even for middle of the night. Holland on the other hand seems to have no censorship at all in regards to sex shops and such.</p>
<p>^ And yes it is. It took me about 5 minutes to realize that he wasn’t taking the ****!</p>
<p>Me and my friend were up at 2 AM and we were flipping through the channels and we stumbled upon this sex toy network, and they were advertising this thing called “The Jackrabbit” that has all of these little pointy things on it that “maximize female pleasure”. And then the next thing was this ***** thermos that you stick your ***** in and it gives you a nice sexual massage, and then there’s a little dispenser at the end that fills up with semen. It was surprisingly un-erotic.</p>
<p>The E! channel shows commercials for Girls Gone Wild, so late-night censorship is a no-go. BTW-- Gotta love the GGW commercials. Hot.</p>
<p>^ That just sounds strange.</p>
<p>^^I’ve not seen the second one, but the Jackrabbit commercial comes on a lot I think.</p>
<p>Once, I fell asleep watching VH-1’s Top 40 or however many ways to not get a girl and once was owning a phallus pump. I wake up in the middle of the night, and what’s on? Phallus pump commercial.</p>
<p>Oh, but the 2nd thing is a fleshlight, I think.</p>
<p>^ Was one of VH1s top 40 ways of not getting a girl watching VH1’s top 40 ways of not getting a girl?</p>
<p>Trust me, fleshlights are much more innocent.</p>
<p>^^ Undateable? That countdown was so funny.</p>
<p>^ It probably was but if I added the phrase “unless one watches it for the banter” it wouldn’t’ve sounded as snappy.</p>
<p>This is true.</p>
<p>idk if anyone has said this but- Flirty Girl Fitness really gets on my nerves. Who do they think they’re fooling? Really?</p>
<p>yogurt commercials seem so…sexist</p>
<p>like yogurt just helps women lose weight and digest and be happy and sassy, I don’t get it</p>
<p>^I never noticed that, but yeah- i think u have a point there.</p>
<p>^ Yeah, and it seems like guys just don’t ever get yogurt (like that one guy rummaging in the fridge for pie and moving aside the yogurts labeled “pie”). Activia confuses me, can womens bodies really not digest anymore? I mean those yellow dots are just forgetting evolutionary purpose until a girl eats yogurt and they realize they’re supposed to follow gravity. Duh, thank you yogurt. Chicks just laying around and robes comparing yogurt to how great shoes and wedding dresses are, along with dieting.</p>