<p>jack, please, you make me laugh. Like I said, I kayaked through the Edens river my sophomore year. Edens is a residence hall at Duke, located near the forest away from the main quad. Check out our student government constitution (first paragraph).</p>
<p>See, it talks about the Edens river.</p>
<p>Also, check out this column which references it in its second paragraph.</p>
<p>I didn't realize you were an expert on the Duke campus. I also think its hilarious I'm trying to prove to you that this river exists, considering I lived by it for a year...way to call me out though!</p>
<p>No apologies needed.</p>