<p>That's okay; no apology offered. ;) Again, could you just provide a map? I'm really very curious about this "river." Duke obviously owns Duke Forest (which can't really be considered part of the actual campus), and the Eno River or the Haw River might run along some part of Duke Forest, though I'm not even sure about that. Could you be more specific about this river--perhaps provide a link to a map that shows it? I have never heard of an "Edens River." (Is this just a joke I'm not getting, or are you serious??)</p>