my chances for NOVA

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>i am a half swedish half mexican male applying to northern virginia community college</p>

<p>i have a 0.8 GPA and have never taken an AP or honors course</p>

<p>in the SAT i got a 200 in math a 270 in critical reading and a 230 in writing with a 3 essay</p>

<p>i have failed a couple classes, including gym, twice. in fact the only reason im graduating is because my uncle is a doctor and he agreed to help me out by diagnosing me as mentaly retarded so that i coul qualify for the special needs diploma.</p>

<p>so what are my chances?</p>

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<p>omg i got a combined sat score of 700 too!! but i tell people it’s out of 1600 so they think better of me. and my gpa is only 0.1 higher than yours.</p>