<p>Leave your best "That's what she/he said" jokes to make me happy please! :D</p>
<p>mine is.... </p>
<p>one day my band teacher told us to watch him for the tempo, and he said quote, "because if I get excited, I'll go faster." and my friend leaned over and said "That's what she said!" and i almost died laughing xD</p>
<p>…I’m a girl…lol</p>
<p>f. horn ftw</p>
<p>in chemistry class we were doing titrations with burets and someone was trying to put something together, and my chemistry teacher was like “you can’t put a big thing in a small hole…” you know the rest</p>
<p>you also had to be there</p>
<p>There was this quote in the “Best Stupid Quotes in Class” where this kid’s band is playing a song and they finish undramatically.</p>
<p>And he’s like “What? That’s it? We should finish with a bang!”</p>
<p>And the director comes over and says “Be quiet or I’ll bang you!”</p>
<p>That’s what she said…</p>
<p>haha. everything is funnier if a teacher starts the conversation. xD idk why but it’s usually true. if the teacher says something that can be taken a different way everyone laughs harder</p>
<p>AHHHHHHHH!!! that’s amazing fairy_dreams lol. so this thread was a good idea this is definitely putting me in a better mood. keep leaving jokes though. I have all-district tomorrow and i don’t think i’m gonna make it so i’ll need cheering up lol</p>
<p>Yes. J-Lu did say this! xD</p>
<p>we actually had a good that what she said and band too.</p>
<p>there was this trumpeter who was talking and the teacher said “shut up and blow”</p>
<p>needless to say it wasted a good 10 min of the period</p>
<p>we had a stock game going in our gov class. after school i was in my calculus teachers classroom (female) and my gov teacher and english teacher (male) were in there, with just me and my friend (female).</p>
<p>One of the kids had put stocks into playboy, which we were making fun of, and then my calculus teacher said “well it did go up”. then my english teacher said something like “that’s the point, isn’t it?” and my calculus teacher said “that’s what she said” … it was really funny to be there but at the same time i wasn’t expecting my teachers to be so dirty lol.</p>
<p>seee? i told you. if teachers say something it’s much funnier</p>
<p>those are hilarious!</p>
<p>OMG! i was sooo right! I LOVE J-LU! haha he’s a hoot! :)</p>
<p>haha me too!!! he cheered me up so much after i came out of the audition. I was crying like a lot and i couldn’t stop and he was singing in his high pitch voice and saying the stupidest yet funniest things ever. and i had to laugh. I’m so grateful to him. He’s amazing</p>
<p>Yea, oh my goodness! Him n Zack were being stockers! i quz like, weirdos! adding people on facebook you think are pretty! All district was awesome! i had fun</p>
<p>haha yes they were stalkers (not stockers xP) lol i wonder if they really did add her xD</p>
<p>shut up! haha i wonder. They probably did. Was she the french horn 1st in symphonic? The one that like double tonged on her way down in chromatic?</p>
<p>no that was umm… i forget her name </p>
<p>she was the one last chair in symphonic. and they haven’t added her yet cause it’s not on their profiles but i searched her and her picture is of her and a guy smiling real big…aww poor kids are gonna be heartbroken…</p>
<p>They did! you know it! 
her n J-lu would look cute together, no offense to Zack</p>
<p>haha they are gonna be heartbroken! After all their stalkerish attempts! I’m sooo happy we don’t have skool!</p>
<p>i am too girl. i am too. i think her and Zack would look good together. lol</p>
<p>Reely? haha, Idk y i think her r n j-lu would be cuter! idk what channel we’re gonna b on for the parade.do u?</p>