My office was vandalized early this morning

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Alabama
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<p>I arrived to find the walls, bookshelves and desk almost entirely adorned in Alabama paraphernalia. Flags, pompoms, foam fingers, streamers, bumper stickers, etc. This is the work of an Alabamian coworker who finds great joy in the fact that my Benedict Arnold son has chosen to reject his upbringing and cavort with the enemy.</p>

<p>“I’ll never pause again, never stand still,
Till either death hath closed these eyes of mine
Or fortune given me measure of revenge.”
– William Shakespeare</p>

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<p>That is hysterical! Now you are ready for football season!</p>

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<p>I can’t believe what a jerk your co-worker is. Looks like he didn’t have the decency to at least leave y’all a GPS tuned in with directions to the 50 yard line. Sheesh!</p>

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<p>^^^</p>

<p>lolololol</p>

<p>“foam fingers”</p>

<p>oh my…he gave you the finger.</p>

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<p>The coworker is female. A girl did this!!! Women are savages.</p>

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<p>Ok…so SHE gave you the finger. I think CasinoExec wanted to do that. </p>

<p>jk</p>

<p>;)</p>

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<p>It is unfortunate that you lack the capacity to appreciate the vast improvement your office has recently undergone. I will pray for you.</p>

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<p>^^^</p>

<p>Very true. Crimson makes for a very becoming decor. </p>

<p>Purple? Not so much.</p>

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<p>Hysterical, now you can send your S with everything he needs to be a good fan.</p>

<p>Roll Tide</p>

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<p>Slippy - I am short on graduation party decorations if you want to donate them to the cause…</p>

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<p>slippy, I’ll give you this: we may not cotton to your beloved Tigers, but Vegas does. I was there earlier this year and plunked down a bet for Alabama to win the BCS title in 2013. The odds were 4-1. The odds on LSU winning were 3.5-1.</p>

<p>Should be epic in Baton Rouge November 3.</p>

<p>Roll Tide!</p>

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<p>malanai, I saw one of those preseason mags that are out already (Lindy’s?) and it had LSU number 1. I don’t like that, not one bit. That said, now that we have finally gotten rid of Jordan Jefferson and have a real quarterback taking charge, LSU should be better. The schedule is way easier than last year.</p>

<p>I’m sure I’ll invite my son and one of this friends to sit with me at the LSU-Bama game. They are welcome to wear crimson, but I cannot be held responsible if they are pelted with rocks and garbage. ;-)</p>

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<p>^^^How do I become friends with your son? ;)</p>

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<p>Hey Slippy…can you take some pics of your office and post them for us to see?</p>

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<p>^^^ How do you post photos that won’t be removed for being from a non-authoritative source?</p>

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<p>Id be more than happy to take some of that off your hands :)</p>