My parents want me to go to a college that meets none of my requirements... what do I do?

You’re not a very academic person. You are going for an experience.

While I appreciate your honesty, with your less than ambitious and less academically motivated attitude, it may not be a terrific investment of someone else’s money, no disrespect intended.

Perhaps your options are to see which tuition-exchange schools might be a better fit,. but in the absence of a tuition waiver, go to Villanova with a positive attitude more focused on the experience and extra curricular life, and less concern for the particular major. Choose your major from among the easier ones of those offered and enjoy these times.

When you graduate, you can experience big city living by moving to a big city.