<p>If you're roomate truly is satin, make some nice drapes out of him</p>
<p>sucks lethargytm.</p>
<p>People like this and your roommate make me love mine more and more. Except I'm going to be that roommate. I just got that feeling...</p>
<p>no its funny because hes a freshman. somehow my housing got messed up but im basically going to party and bring hot girls and kick him out and make love noises but actually just watch ps i love you or something.</p>
<p>Yeah, I am getting the feeling he want a single dorm too. He is trying to psych u out so he can kick u out whenever he wants to. Stand your ground and don't let him mess with your head.</p>
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Lastly, he said that he has sophomore friends that go to the school already that will be watching over him, and will be ready to **** my *** if I ever cause corruption.
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<p>say your older brother(doesn't matter if you have one or not) is in a fraternity at the same school. or if you rush that works as well</p>
<p>GET OUT!!! This kid sounds like a goddamn freak. Not only will you have to contend with him, but his girlfriend and his goth friends will probably be over there all the time. Don't risk moving in there with him. Get out as soon as possible, like by calling ResLife right now. Don't listen to everyone telling you, "Oh he's probably a nice guy." No he isn't; there's plenty of evidence to the contrary.</p>
<p>Obviously none of you were fans of "Felicity". The show that made everyone want to go to NYU. Her roommate was a real goth but they got along eventually and became great friends.</p>
<p>he sounds silky smooth...whats not to like, lol ;]</p>
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LuckyStarBoy is roommate?
Stop criticizing him if you're going to make mistakes too. There are more than enough 'satin' jokes anyhow.</p>
<p>Why even risk having a freak as a roommate? I'd just call and change. The sooner you do it, the better. Maybe he's that guy from the "how can I get my own single" thread? Maybe he is taking Easy's(?) advice to get rid of them, but exchanging weirdness for hitting on them.....</p>
<p>Also, at least he said the girlfriend would be passed out in the hall....now you know you won't have a drunken girl in your room all the time. Is there anything worse than drunks? Maybe I just have bad experiences? I hope others don't view me as a typical drunk because I'm pretty sure I don't act that way, but of course none of us view ourselves as that person.</p>
<p>looking at the title, i thought that you were bothered with the satin sheets your roommate put on his bed....</p>
<p>to the op: I think you'll have an easier time getting your room assignment changed right now, rather that when everybody has already moved in. wouldn't hurt to contact reslife/housing asap and let them know your concerns. good luck.</p>
<p>More like Satan's spawn.</p>
<p>Almost every school's res life has a policy that if two roommates have a physical fight, one of them gets moved. So just let it be for now and don't let the stressing ruin the rest of your summer. When you move in, if your roommate is a total ******, simply say "enjoy your single" as you punch him in the face.</p>
<p>well, if the roomate's assigned a new double last minute...I truly truly pity his eventual roommate
I think they should just throw him in a single...</p>
<p>well his roommate spelled petifile (which I'm guessing was supposed to be pedophile?) i would be more concerned about that than satin/satan. I'm fearing for the students who goto this school and their spelling abilities atm.</p>
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simply say "enjoy your single" as you punch him in the face.
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<p>This sounds like the best way to handle things.</p>
<p>"well his roommate spelled petifile (which I'm guessing was supposed to be pedophile?) i would be more concerned about that than satin/satan. I'm fearing for the students who goto this school and their spelling abilities atm."</p>
<p>UW-Madison is a good school, however. Not too terribly selective, but it's kind of odd that this guy goes to any known college. I suppose every college has a bit of diversity in talent...</p>
<p>there's no relationship between spelling and intelligence...</p>
<p>Careful about the punch-him-in-the-face option. You might end up sharing a room with a lot more than one satan wannabe.</p>
<p>^ Let him punch you in the face first. Get him suspended and get yourself a new roommate. I can't promise they'll be better in some ways. But, you'll be rid of this d-bag.</p>