my roommate keeps peeing all over the toilet...

<p>I talked to him about it before (very awkward convo...) and he said sorry, but now he keeps on doing it. it is so frustrating to have to go and do number 2 when you see dark yellow-orange pee all over the toilet...(yes it is that color...)</p>

<p>what should i do at this point? talk to the ra? christ.</p>

<p>1) that’s disgusting
2) tell him to stop eating cheetos
3) leave a sticky note on the tank, so he can be reminded to aim every time</p>

<p>I wouldn’t talk to the RA about something like that. I just can’t imagine what they would be able to do about it. I’m glad I don’t ever have to deal with this kind of problem.</p>

<p>You mean there’s pee stains on the toilet seat? I thought guys lift up the seat when they pee…</p>

<p>there is fresh pee and then pee stains…one time i saw poop stains…i am going crazy</p>

<p>■■■■.</p>

<p>rofl. im sorry-that sux. are you a chick or dude?</p>

<p>a dude. idk what is so hard about lifting up the seat, it takes 2 seconds…and if you’re scared of something underneath, use a freaking paper towel to lif tit up…</p>

<p>lol jack it on to the toilet seat, feed your roommate laxatives and enjoy the spectacle.</p>

<p>what dorm are you in? (what dorm has only 1 toilet? – a suite?)</p>

<p>yea I’d imagine. Especially since they’re sharing it (aren’t you technically sharing it with like 2 other people)?</p>

<p>Or you could take pictures and post them on his facebook wall.</p>

<p>lol what kind of “chick” would pee on the toilet lmao
unless she stands up…but that’s a different story </p>

<p>i runaway from my problems but don’t do that! although, idk what you could do about THAT. eh gross.</p>

<p>You saw poop once? o_O Damn son that’s serious!</p>

<p>I don’t mean to make fun of your situation (and I don’t mean to promote a product), but:</p>

<p>[Amazon.com:</a> Toilet Sniper Potty Training Self-Adhesive Targets (Red & White): Baby](<a href=“http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Sniper-Training-Self-Adhesive-Targets/dp/B002MGL1WG]Amazon.com:”>http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Sniper-Training-Self-Adhesive-Targets/dp/B002MGL1WG)</p>

<p>Toilet Sniper™ makes potty training fun for young potty trainees and adults alike. They’ll enjoy improving their aim while making a game of it, and you’ll enjoy how clean your bathroom will stay. Two self-adhesive 3" x 3" targets are included. The ‘Toilet Sniper’ name and ‘Ready. Aim. Fire!’ are also self-adhesive stickers that can be adhered to the toilet to make potty time even more fun. Stickers are printed on durable UV and water resistant vinyl. “My boys have been sniping for months now and they still love it! Plus, my bathroom is much cleaner. Thank you Toilet Sniper!”</p>

<p>A sign that says “Aim here” but yeah, disgusting.</p>

<p>Whoops. didn’t see the link above my post. That would be my suggestion too. Maybe he can get some sort of prize once he reaches 1k pts?</p>

<p>BEST TOPIC EVER</p>

<p>i like the taking pictures and posting it on his facebook idea from batman. </p>

<p>but surely your roommate has to go #2 also…which then, you repay him because he is not disgusted by his own pee stains clearly…</p>

<p>Don’t put one of those stupid poems up, that would probably make him do it more (Those poems just **** people off). </p>

<p>If it is only men in your suite that use the bathroom, try to get everyone to leave the toilet seat up, as opposed to down. If they do that, it should alleviate most of the problem (although getting them to do that is probably part of the problem).</p>

<p>i come back to my room after an 8-5 day with no breaks, not even for lunch, and i go to pee…surprise, surprise, pee everywhere o.o…</p>

<p>yeah, i’m in a suite. I do keep the toilet seat up everytime. But apparently, it magically goes back down, and my roommate likes to pee everywhere…&lt;/p>

<p>i’m thinking about peeing on it too, since it doesnt matter anyway sigh…</p>

<p>and lol at the toilet sniper. but seriously, what is his problem? doesn’t he understand basic hygiene? that only 4 people are using it, and that it shouldn’t get dirty…</p>

<p>I’m bothered if the toilet bowl rim is anything but immaculate. Your situation sounds horrible.</p>

<p>yeah it is horrible…but what to do, i try and hold it in in the morning until i can get to a cleaner toilet, but sometimes i gotta go…i feel diseased right now …disgusting as hell.</p>

<p>can’t wait to get my own place next year. don’t give a crap about roommates, people suck. i can have my friends over anytime i want and do whatever i want, without having to cater to “his needs”. lol.</p>

<p>i had 3 roomates last year and it made soph year hell for me.</p>

<p>2 out of the 3 would pee with the door open (btw-my room is 3 feet from the bathroom). the other one combed hair everywhere and never cleaned it up-leaving me with hair for extra carpeting.</p>

<p>oh…btw did i mention-they are all female. needless to say i dont live with them anymore. im sort of a neat freak so i know how that can be hell to live with someone who is not average messy but the few and far in between. im a lot more selective about roomates after this experience, you should do the same next year.</p>

<p>oh and there’s added complications. one of these 3 turned out to be my ugsi for bio 1al (and if you were wondering, nope didnt get any benefits from this connection as far as anything goes before anyone asks because, well, we didnt exactly love each other). i was paranoid she might somehow screw up my quizzes or something so i never even brought up any of the 100 issues i had with them-i just plastered a fake smile and endured it all. i think that was a big part of the reason why i was majorly depressed soph year. this years just been 10^6 times better.</p>