My school is ghetto because...

<p>(finish the sentence)</p>

<p>it puts paper towels in the cafeteria instead of napkins.
it charges 50 cents more for a lunch in the high school than the elementary school even though it's the same amount of food.
it has 2500 kids and only 11 AP classes.</p>

<p>My school is ghetto because</p>

<p>-we have many black students</p>

<p>Am I doing it right? :)</p>

<p>My school is relative ghetto because a school about 3 times the size of ours is being built in the same district. Our school is already pretty big.
The new school is also completely loaded, with smartboards everywhere, convertible theaters, module styled building sections, leather ottomans everywhere. 25ft high ceilings. glass windowed study area with leather sofas/etc. A cafeteria that can feed/sit over 1800 people at once. Over 6 food stations featuring a massive variety of food. Over 450 computers. 383,000 square feet. That doesn’t include how massively high the ceilings are. 6 full size indoor basketball courts, convertible gymnasium. $700,000 synthetic turf football field. 950 seat massive convertible auditorium. $90 million dollars.</p>

<p>Define “ghetto”, what does that really mean?</p>

<p>Here you go. This describes my school so well, especially the part the talked about the girls. That made me laugh.
[Urban</a> Dictionary: matoaca high school](<a href=“Urban Dictionary: matoaca high school”>Urban Dictionary: matoaca high school)</p>

<ol>
<li> matoaca high school 2 thumbs up love it hate it</li>
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<p>A well built school infected with ****<strong><em>s and rejects. There are no interesting places near the school. A party is hard to come by. All the girls are preppy as hell and always talk like “OMG NO WAY” and these said girls pretend to be whores (for some unknown reason) when in reality they are not getting any because most guys wouldn’t touch them with a 10 foot pole. All the guys at Matoaca are stuck up *</em></strong><strong>bags that would do anything to get ahead or look cool including backstabbing all their friends and pretending to be someone else.
A lot of people that attend Matoaca don’t do **</strong> outside of school, but with good reason. There isn’t **** to do near matoaca or in chesterfield except go to the movie theatre.</p>

<p>So basically the school consists of 3 groups of people:</p>

<ol>
<li>people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place.</li>
<li>People who smoke pot, plain and simple. all the people that hang out all the time have at least smoked pot once, because there is literally nothing to do near matoaca.</li>
<li>Girls that pretend to be bad, and pretend to be cool, but in reality are losers that have nothing going for them. (most girls at matoaca)</li>
</ol>

<p>Well that pretty much sums it up.
Matoaca High School is BORING</p>

<p>My school doesn’t even give us paper towels lol. We also have to pay hundreds of dollars for our supplies because of budget cuts:/</p>

<p>“1. people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place”</p>

<p>That’s my category L0L</p>

<p>my school is ghetto because its in a ghetto…</p>

<p>because…</p>

<p>-we don’t have an auditorium</p>

<p>I think the OP is looking for things like.</p>

<p>How many chicks are currently pregnant? </p>

<p>Are felonies committed by the students? Etc.</p>

<p>My school’s most ghetto moment is some guy brought a kitchen knife into the school to try to kill another kid. Only issue is the knife was hanging out of his pocket so a teacher caught him before he had a chance to knife the guy.</p>

<p>^ There was someone with a knife at my school last year. The idiot (I think he’s special needs, but not entirely out of it [he’s isn’t dumb, but has problems) was holding the knife in plain view.</p>

<p>I really can’t think of many other problems like that. There a new girl who gets pregnant every once in a while (like maybe once a year). But if you go to the back parking lot it won’t be abnormal to find a dead deer the red necks ran over.</p>

<p>BTW, watching 16 and pregnant is so striking. It is the complete OPPOSITE type of teenage pregnancies I’m used to. It’s amazing how people so different (rednecks and kids in the projects) have such similar issues. It comes full cycle.</p>

<p>most pregnant teens i know of are Hispanic. no offense or anything.</p>

<ul>
<li>when it rains, the ceiling leaks.</li>
<li>more than half the stalls in the bathrooms either don’t have working locks, or actual toliets</li>
</ul>

<p>(our new school should be done in a year though so we won’t have to live with our falling apart school forever)</p>

<p>^That’s a bummer. I can’t imagine being in the middle of a test while the ceiling leaks on top of me:/</p>

<p>Our football team hasn’t won a game in seven years.</p>

<p>But that’s really it, for me :/</p>

<p>we have an average of 7 bomb threats , and 3 pregnant indian girls a year.
yes, promiscuous indians.
we’re all a little surprised at that one.</p>

<p>My school stopped giving out condiments at lunch to save money.
Outside of AP Spanish I was the first kid to get a 5 on an AP exam.
Kids smoke pot right before they go to school in the morning its like their breakfast.
Forget baby mama’s we have married couple’s with children.</p>

<p>Well, the ceiling only leaks in the hallway I think
But our stairwell’s and hallways are REALLY crowded so when there’s a couple huge trashcan’s in the middle of the hallway, it makes it even worse.</p>

<p>My school’s ghetto because we don’t have air conditioning upstairs, and if it’s too hot in the summer, we get the day off.</p>