<p>"It's Ithaca, NY - not exactly the place of cunning theives."</p>
<p>Keep your doors locked, my friend.</p>
<p>I still remember that summer day when I came back to my room on Seneca Street, only to find that someone had broken in through the fire escape..</p>
<p>He/she/they may not have been exactly cunning, but they robbed about four rooms upstairs in that house that day, and did quite well for themselves.</p>