<p>Well, if you want a pie-eating competition, I suppose you could organise one yourself, with sweepstakes and all for the extra incentive.
Failing that, you could always time yourself or challenge someone for a duel.</p>
<p>Well, if you want a pie-eating competition, I suppose you could organise one yourself, with sweepstakes and all for the extra incentive.
Failing that, you could always time yourself or challenge someone for a duel.</p>