<p>No filter is perfect.</p>
<p>I recommend Claymore mines and machine-gun nests, myself. ;)</p>
<p>Oh yea...cuz those are standard issue at the Academy right?</p>
<p>Oh and wouldn't the mines uhhh....maybe completely annihilate the laptop?</p>
<p>But yea we can go ahead and spend hundreds of thousands on the protection of a $1,200 laptop anyway!:)</p>
<p>We're talking the Defense Department.</p>
<p>$1,200 toilet seats, anyone? ;)</p>
<p>So what's wrong with needless spending? It happens all the time and you know it! For example, all the money spent on Westpoint. Pffffffttt we don't need them! We could at least take away their sports budget!:)</p>
<p>We could buy them soap! :D</p>
<p>Alright my smileys/emoticons/whatever-you-want-to-call-them are severely limited in selection. I use AIM and most of the shortcuts don't work i.e. >:o (angry face). What are the different codes/where can I find them?</p>
<p>yea...that showed up as a ">" and then an embarassment face. Ok...now I at least know that one...how about angry, sarcasm, BIG SMILEY (the green one), etc?</p>
<p>Check under "help" on the home page. Search - smilies! :) :D</p>
<p>Hahaha that would only make sense...</p>
<p>I'm blonde...what can I say?</p>