<p>Yes honey, it’s really sad. You’re very ill-prepared for college life. Start with snorting apple pies while climbing Kilimanjaro, learning the Proto-Indo-European language, finding the Higgs Boson, getting Al Gore to shut up, and touching your tongue to your nose. Then we’ll talk.</p>
<p>@hopefun - I generally don’t give this confidential info to anyone but since you’re new here, I will help. It is a top secret; adcoms love it when you send in the common application via paper and not mail. Here’s the important part - PUT A SAUSAGE INSIDE THE PACKAGE. They love to review apps with sausages. Sure in.</p>
<p>@mechrockz - Now thats impossible to do. Haven’t you heard? Rajnikanth would swallow the bullet I fire at him and Chuck Norris would kill me with a look.</p>
<p>@iamthebist u couldnot hold a small secret I didn’t expect this from u</p>
<p>If you can’t do the impossible, why would Harvard take you, eh?</p>
<p>Hey sorry to say but I don’t think you would make it to any of them … Iambist and Mechrockz are being perfectly frank . One of my friend got rejected from Stanford though he had adopted three Penguins … @iambist , I think they now look forward for people adopting Cockroaches .@hopeful: Anyway coming back to the point , I really think you should apply to more reaches like the St.Johns. Well even St.Johns , I am not pretty sure because they reject almost 50% of the applicants and you have no explanation / excuse for that lost 10 marks in SAT . Your EC’s are the hackneyed ones and nothing stands out . Moreover , those National Olympiad ranks can give you nothing . Well you do have a slight chance of getting into some of them only if you could innovate something withing next one month , even if that means a simple tool like Time machine. Because I myself got into MIT by creating a simple gadget to make butter from jam ! … Anyway do apply to Gulu Universtiy because even though you dont stand any chance , its prestigious to atleast apply there … So all the best with your applications and if you need any help , dont hesitate to drop by MIT for a cup of coffee :)</p>
<p>veethiv - not so much, no.
canhazphysics - yeah, sad 
iamthebist - really? wow.</p>
<p>Oh my god iamthebist, you told her?
Thank God you didn’t tell her about sending a dead rabit’s kidney in the mail too…
that would give her sure shot admission at Harvard</p>
<p>woops?</p>
<p>@wheniamtall - oh well, hard luck. Whats your height btw? :P</p>
<h1>justcurious</h1>
<p>stop spilling out the secrets which we have achieved through our “tapasya” at the foothills of himalayas and by hacking the databse of Martians</p>
<p>Also, if you want to impress the adcoms, you can search about them in google. If they are unmarried, or look sad in their Facebook’s profile pictures, you can post their profiles on matrimonial sites. They will be happy that you cared for them.</p>
<p>@veethiv - Thanks, so now I know all the secrets! Yay!</p>
<p>hacking the extraterresrial intergalactic firewall is not cakewalk</p>
<p>Kathak is passe. Adcoms want Tandav.</p>
<p>and you forgot the voodoo dolls of AdComs, took us centuries to collect from the drying deserts of Afghanistan… </p>
<p>Don’t worry, you always have Lund University…
you’re too late for your apps, you should have begun with the application process at the age of 5 only… sad tut tut</p>
<p>@mechrockz - sorry, the damage is done.
@iamthebist - Great Idea!!!</p>
<p>Well she’s first generation… so she would’ve been excused for starting her app process at age 9. But no later.</p>
<p>That’s a serious lack of commitment.</p>
<p>Thats unfair booooo @canhazphysics
age of 9</p>
<p>Pssst! The MIT EC might ask you for the solutions for Schrodinger’s Wave Equations. Learn them by heart!</p>
<p>I think that’s too easy iamthebist. He would be more likely to ask about the fallacies of the Many World Interpretation based on the wavefunction collapse. Whoever doesn’t know how to solve Schroedinger’s equations anyway?</p>