<p>Hi Everyone,</p>
<p>I am looking for opinions on something I'm working on. I want to sell coffee mugs in college book stores with funny college related jokes, because I need to come up with something to help me with my tuition. At the moment I am calling it the "I Dread" line. I have a number of statements here that I am thinking of using. For example the first statement is "What I dread most after leaving college is...my salary will be less than my tuition." What I am hoping all you kind college students will do for me is tell me if any of these are actually funny, and if so, which ones do you like best. And...most important, would you actually pay for a coffee mug from your book store with any of these sayings on them.</p>
<p>What I dread most after leaving college is:
1. My salary will be less than my tuition.
2. Shacking in a twin-sized bed will seem absurd.
3. I will keep more food than beer in the fridge
4. I have to pay my own credit card bill.
5. 8:00a.m. is not early.
6. I have to file for my own taxes.
7. Im not carded anymore
8. I learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.
9. My friends get married instead of hooked-up, and divorced instead of breaking-up.
10. I can no longer take shots, and smoking gives me a sinus attack.
11. I go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
12. I go to parties that the police don't raid.
13. Adults feel comfortable telling me jokes about sex.
14. I will drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.</p>
<p>Well I hope you thought these are at least a little funny. I look forward to everyone's opinions. Thanks a lot.</p>
<p>Doug</p>