Need some Capp essay proof readers!

<p>Greetings earthlings. We from planet Zongg want to go to a higher educational institution in one of your fifty united states. but we need feedback from some reputed 'CCers' for our essay.
For your assistance you will receive a zhitlinger felt thank you . (zhitlinger is our equivilent for your heart)
:D
Thankyou!</p>

<p>Bumpity bump.come on ladies and gents!</p>

<p>Alright. I’m into college already so I can read it.</p>

<p>Thanks Bignose89 . Any other takers?</p>

<p>Send it to me. If your essay is terrible, i’m not going to even bother reading it.</p>

<p>Ah, well, that last line wasn’t really encouraging :S</p>

<p>Sure. I can give it a read for you. :)</p>

<p>last bump!</p>

<p>i finished my college apps luckily, and im glad people helped me proofread on here. so i guess ill return the favor. expect me to be done 2 days after you send it to me at the latest.</p>

<p>Thanks alot psharma but all you’ve posted on are essay threads .</p>

<p>Thanks psharma, but all you’ve posted on here are essay threads so…
Any other takers? XD</p>

<p>yes? 10char</p>