Needed: Tips and strategies on how to best steal peoples items in college??

<p>Particularly Clothes (most especially $65-70 Polo shirts) and other used items… :eek:</p>

<li> Already have the one where you hide in the dryer so you can sort through and pick out the best items as they are tossed into the dryer with you…</li>
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<p>Tongue planted firmly in cheek…</p>

<p>People post about the weirdest things in here...</p>

<p>hahaha yeah idk why people are so concerned that their stuff is going to get stolen... maybe i should be concerned that im not concerned at all? my HS had a tiffany bracelet unclaimed all yr just hanging pinned to our announcements bulletin board, let alone people stealing anything...</p>

<p>well turn every doorknob during times when most people tend to be in class, and someone will have a door unlocked. you can steal as many 75$ polo shirts then, and maybe even some shoes.</p>

<p>lolzzzz</p>

<p>unwritten02, the OP is not concerned about getting his items stolen; he's concerned about stealing other people's items.</p>

<p>i was under the impression he was being sarcastic.</p>

<p>"Tongue planted firmly in cheek"</p>

<p>Heh, no matter what board you're on on CC, there's bound to be someone anally retentive/unaware of humor.</p>

<p>Police officers will most likely have a bunch of stories about stealing. Ask them.</p>

<p>i think a key point that all of the other posts have overlooked is that you should be very casual about it. Just walk into rooms, even rooms with people in it, and just casually open the drawers and take out stuff. Stuff on the ground is even easier to heist!</p>

<p>Also, if they accuse you of stealing their clothes, turn the situation around on THEM, and in a very authoritative alpha male voice demand that they pay for their frequent pilfering. Often times they will just give you the rest of their wardrobe.</p>

<p>grab and go?</p>

<p>.. but what do i know?</p>

<p>i think hes being sarcastic.</p>

<p>to the guy who started that stupid thread where he was worried about getting his 65$-70$ polos stolen.</p>

<p>Everyone's after that guy. =p</p>