<p>V2.0 Baby. Get with it. Give tips for Lokrosse...Make fun of Lokrosse- Do whatever the kcuf you want.</p>
<p>Why does it have to be Lakrosse? There are loads of guys on this site who can’t get laid and need advice ;)</p>
<p>I’m a girl too. This means I can give guys advice on how to succeed with us - getting a date, succeeding on the date, succeeding after the date…</p>
<p>ronpaul, see, if I were at school complaining like this, I’d expect to be made fun of, which is precisely why I go on the internet with a pseudonym and post anonymously, the things I’d never dare say in public. So do many people. So why not stop acting like everyone is going to think you’re so cool doing this. Go ahead, do what you want, but know you’re not impressing anyone worth a damn.</p>
<p>threads like this aren’t about impressing people or ridiculing you, it’s just about the humor aspect. lighten up. as my lifeguarding boss would say, man up.</p>
<p>To tell you the truth Lakrosse, you are exactly right - I make these threads to feel empowered. </p>
<p>Now, to advice… I heard someone mention the Imperious Curse. Do you think that would work for you?</p>
<p>Drama Kitty, since you volunteered, what can we do to get you in our beds ;)</p>
<p>why do you have to complain at all, that’s not a very constructive use of your time</p>
<p>Whipped cream. 
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<p>Imperious Curse…hahaha</p>
<p>ronpaul, you do realize its the insecure guys who make fun of guys who get no ass, right?</p>
<p>human horn gets people laid on the daily.</p>
<p>(lolz Futurama reference)</p>
<p>What is CC coming to…</p>
<p>You are right. It was wrong to start a thread soley about you, I am sorry. Like thta kinky girl who likes whipped cream said, this is now more about helping guys get laid.</p>
<p>edit: I meant getting laid in college. It probably should have some relevance to college if it’s going to be on cc lol</p>
<p>I am not kinky. Shut up. <strong>punches RP2012, hard</strong></p>
<p>whatever you say dramakitty ;)</p>
<p>Ok, this thread is stalling. I’d like to expand it. If any girls need help meeting, communicating, with guys, feel free to ask whatever you’d like.</p>
<p>ronpaul, you’re kind of an a<em>sh</em>le. so is your favorite politician.</p>
<p>hmmm, I don’t really know what to say to that. Sorry, I guess?</p>
<p>Please, don’t attack the real Ron Paul though. What has he ever done to you?</p>
<p>you guys need to watch 40 Year Old Virgin and get advice from that</p>
<p>40 year old virgin was funny, but I don’t remember anything useful in there. Just a bunch of tired cliche advice.</p>
<p>Really, from my perspective one major change I made that led to more success was basically a series of smoke/ mirror behavior and verbal communication that repeatedly suggested to the girl that I was socially competent, already got sex regularly, didn’t think of the girl as a big deal/ not affected by her beauty, that I was pretty cool and she was somewhat dorky (despite that none of these may have been actually true). For instance, you bust on her for this or that, or imply how you have high standards.</p>
<p>Hygience and dress helped during the audition.</p>
<p>Making moves was also a must.</p>
<p>beer can get anyone horny</p>
<p>Note: Don’t TRY to be cool or impress; act like you don’t care. It’s all about pretending to be aloof/ having high standards.</p>