Nerd Jokes

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<p>You people should watch The Big Bang Theory. It's one of my favorite shows right now because of the nerd jokes lol.</p>

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<p>how many TVA engineers does it take to change a light bulb? 500.
3 to write a B level PER on why the old bulb burned out, 25 to do a root cause analysis, 50 to implement the corrective action plan, 300 to sit in the 30 minute stand down to discuss why light bulbs bulbs burn out, the remaining to do the records management. Then a scaffold crew of 5 to assemble the 70 foot scaffold to access the fixture housing the bulb, and one Union Maintenance Electrician to change the bulb while being observed by a Team of Management. Then and only then, the bulb can be brought to the Environmental Department for proper disposal.</p>

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<p>I remember one said by a Comp Sci major to a cute girl (one of 10 girls in our class of 150) in Calc II class last semester:</p>

<p>Baby, I wish I was your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves.</p>

<p>One I see people wear on t-shirts at my college is the limit joke:
lim GPA -> 0 of Engineering = Art History</p>

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<p>two cats are standing on the roof of a house. which one falls off first?</p>

<p>ans--> the one with the lower mew (mu)</p>

<p>it sounds lame but for some reason all those engineering babes love it!</p>

45

<p>i wish i was sin(x)^2 and you were cos(x)^2 so we could be one</p>

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<p>you know… math jokes are the first sine of nerdiness.</p>

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<p>amazing old thread</p>

<p>I know the one on the back of my calculus shirt says “Keeping it real at ____ High” and it has the imaginary i crossed out. Our class was kinda gangster I guess.</p>

<p>Also a pick up line “can I get your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?” which is guaranteed to never pick up a girl.</p>

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<p>What is purple and commutes?</p>

<p>–an abelian grape</p>

<p>What is yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?</p>

<p>– Zorn’s Lemon</p>

<p>What is a topologist?</p>

<p>– A topologist is a mathematician who can’t tell his a** from a hole in the ground, but who can tell his a** from two holes in the ground.</p>