Nerdy Joke Thread

<p>The first bar joke, in the post above TCBH.</p>

<p>Oh, I see. For some reason I never saw that.</p>

<p>This sign was hung up in a physics / electricity room:
“Hangin’ With My Ohmies”</p>

<h2>Which has more energy, hamburger or steak?</h2>

<p>Steak, because hamburger is in its ground state.</p>

<h2>Which has more energy, hamburger or steak?</h2>

<p>Steak, because it tastes better.</p>

<ul>
<li><p>So sin and cos are chillin’ at the beach. All of the sudden sin gets on top of cos. Cos is like, “What the hell man?” Sin replies, “What? I’m just trying to get my tan!”</p></li>
<li><p>Why could the mathematician never be a congressman? Because when voting in favor of a bill in congress, the mathematician would shout, “SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE!”</p></li>
</ul>

<p>Also Wikipedia says a Harmonic series is infinite.</p>

<p>Since 1 + 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/4… > (lim k -> infinity) 1 + k/2, and (lim k -> infinity) 1 + k/2 yields infinity.</p>

<p>Muy interesante… isn’t infinity fun? We read a book about infinity (and its “reciprocal”, zero) called Zero: Biography of a Dangerous idea. Definitely recommend it.</p>

<p>What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender? “Make me one
with everything.”</p>

<p>What do we do when a chemist dies? We barium.</p>

<p>Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium ‘the medical elements’? Because, if you can’t ‘helium’ or ‘curium’, you ‘barium’.</p>

<p>Sorry if it’s been posted.</p>