Nerdy Jokes

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<p>So I'm starting a needy jokes thread. please don't say anything vulgar.
I'll start us off :
two chemists wanting to show off their intelligence walk into a bar. The first one says I would like some H2O. The second says I would like some H2O too. when they get their drinks, they both take a big gulp. the second man dies.</p>

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<p>So “i” (sqrt-1) and π (pi) are having a conversation. During the conversation, π keeps blabbering about his problems and “i” says “be rational” and π replies “get real” </p>

<p>Sent from my MB508 using CC</p>

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<p>^^ aw nice joke :).</p>

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<p>That was cool about the pi and rational thing… Lol.</p>

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<p>I a have few chemistry jokes lol. I really like the pi and i joke too!</p>

<p>How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s Number
According to one chemist, why is the world so diverse? It has Alkynes of people.
What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe</p>

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<p>I like these jokes! </p>

<p>Here is - </p>

<p>“Johnny was a chemist’s son
but johnny is no more
for what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.”</p>

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<p>I’d post a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.</p>

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<p>It may seem like I’m good at telling chemistry jokes Beryllium I’m not.</p>

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<p>A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender turns around and says “for you, no charge.”</p>

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<p>A person walks into a bar and asks for some H20. Another person says “I’ll have some H202.”</p>

<p>The second person died.</p>

<p>So what’s with that schrodinger’s cat? AMIRITE?</p>

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<p>What do you call a benzene molecule with the carbon atoms replaced with iron? A ferrous wheel.</p>

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<p>What did the geneticist wear on his first date?</p>

<p>Genes</p>

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<p>here’s a pretty old one</p>

<p>there are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don’t</p>

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<p>[Pickup</a> Line Scientist meme | quickmeme](<a href=“quickmeme: the funniest page on the internet”>Pickup Line Scientist memes | quickmeme) <– utterly hilarious. And if you don’t understand 10% of them, then you are not a true CC’er.</p>

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<p>^These are great, lol.</p>

<p>From another CC thread, you may like:</p>

<p>Newton: “What do you think of my calculus?”
Leibniz, unimpressed: “It’s rather derivative”</p>

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<p>This thread needs a second chance.</p>

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<p>^ well i would tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.</p>

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<p>Why is chemistry the easiest to make jokes about? I don’t get why I can’t think of jokes for anything else that could be considered nerdy</p>

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<p>^ I can’t zinc of anything else either.</p>