<p>Anybody got a few good ones? I just want to humor myself this summer with some extra nerdy pick up lines. </p>
<p>I've got one just to start it off. </p>
<p>"If you were the derivative, I would be tangent to your curves." </p>
<p>haha. Post your funniest nerdy pick up lines here and let's all get a good laugh, not stress too much about other stuff, and smell the roses before life passes too quickly!</p>
<p>Hey, I’m a wizard. Wanna take a ride on my broomstick?? </p>
<p>I made tht one up :)</p>
<p>Hey baby will you help me find the spring constant on my bed?</p>
<p>I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.</p>
<p>I wish I was DNA polymerase, then I could unzip your jeans! (genes)</p>
<p>For MUN or Mock Trial:</p>
<p>If you were a gavel I’d bang you.</p>
<p>Do you mind if I stick my test tube into your holder?</p>
<p>I love this thread, good job guys! :)</p>
<p>Baby, you must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.</p>
<p>I bet you like pokemon, because I wanna peek at chu (pikachu)</p>
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<p>^HAHA @ gibberelin one.</p>
<p>I have my libary card and I’m going to check you out.</p>
<p>I can help tutor you in math, just add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.</p>
<p>I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.</p>
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<p>Describe the sort of man that you find attractive, and I’ll affect the demeanor of that sort of man</p>
<p>for one of the posts above: that’s DNA helicase not polymerase :)</p>
<p>and if i was sine squared x and you were cosine squared x, together we could be 1</p>
<p>Together we’re e^(i*pi)</p>
<p>DAMN, you’re so integral e^(xy).</p>
<p>Put the integral sign please even though EVERYONE knows this joke lol</p>
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My bad. I remembered it wrong then : P</p>
<p>let’s engineer a baby</p>
<p>Do you like biochemistry, I sure do baby</p>
<p>I like the bio ones. :)</p>