<p>THIS THREAD CONFUSED ME!!! UGH, Maple, you’re a guy!?!?!</p>
<p>WHOA YOU’RE A GIRL??? jk yep</p>
<p>I have confused others’ sexes many a time</p>
<p>Again, Maple, please don’t.</p>
<p>Poor effort at making my own:</p>
<p>I wish you were Psyche. Then you could see how chiseled I am (reference to Antonio Canova. It was pretty fail. I’d have to do it for a fan of post-Bernini sculpture)</p>
<p>You make my dot product 0.</p>
<p>(HT: niki)</p>
<p>wow, I feel dumb, but oh well.</p>
<p>no lol</p>
<p>my line was just really lame.</p>
<p>I finally came up with one:
If I were to average you out, you would mean a lot to me.</p>
<p>Think that kinda fail, but at least it’s a stats pickup line.</p>
<p>^Nice. </p>
<p>You came up with that yourself?</p>
<p>Word play is pretty good, but can’t quite picture what “averaging” a girl out would like like haha</p>
<p>would this make much more sense then: If I were to average you out with all the other girls, you would mean a lot to me.</p>
<p>@fairy_dreams, thx and i did came up with it by myself.</p>
<p>At the end of one model UN conference, our runner went rouge and started writing and passing out joke notes. </p>
<p>My friend was Thailand and received at sticky that said “Hey baby I like the shape of your Thais wanna hook up later”. </p>
<p>Hilarious. Until we saw the “sender” he chose- a very unattractive, creepy Singapore. ick.</p>
<p>came up with another one:
If you were the mean, I wouldn’t want to be one standard deviation away from you.</p>
<p>Since all girls are normal, you’re 4 SD above the mean</p>
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Together we are negative one? Minus one? Don’t get it. Was it supposed to be one?</p>
<p>I LOLed at most of these.</p>
<p>^I think it’s like a break-up line. Like we’ll no longer be 2, but “-1” which makes them single.</p>
<p>And some of these are great. Too bad no one ever utilizes them in real life.</p>
<p>it’s a shame no one goes on lab dates :b</p>
<p>If you were my homework I’d put you on the table and do you right now.</p>
<p>I like the “you’d be hard” variation of the homework one</p>
<p>Wait, Maple, you’re a guy?? Wha…?
Ahem.</p>
<p>But the homework one is hilarious. As is the under thirteen and improper fractions one. 
And alas, I have nothing nerdy enough to contribute…</p>