<p>It’s funny, but yep, pretty vulgar too. If any guy ever said that to me my jaw would drop… So, funny but pleeeeeezz don’t EVER say that to ne1…EVER!</p>
<p>Liverpool: ack! sorry! Typo!</p>
<p>my favorite
“let’s engineer a baby”</p>
<p>It’s so simple yet elegant</p>
<p>EDIT: or freudian slip??? lol ;)</p>
<p>completely innocent. liverpool, ur not fool =p</p>
<p>Typo? Suuuuuuuuuuuureee… </p>
<p>Anyways, it’s cheesy, but so what? :)</p>
<p>My sarcoplasmic reticulums have been working hard lately. Wanna feel?</p>
<p>haha 
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<p>It would be so freakin hilarious if someone said some of these to me one day.</p>
<p>It would be so freakin hilarious if someone said one of these to me one day.</p>
<p>My favorite one:
Hey girl, touch my shirt</p>
<p><em>Girl touches shirt</em></p>
<p>Does this feel like boyfriend material?</p>
<p>So simple, yet sweet and hilarious. I would totally say yes if a guy said that to me.</p>
<p>Hot tip: Don’t get raped.</p>
<p>…?</p>
<p>Good advice, no?</p>
<p>I guess?</p>
<p>Why don’t you just start a conversation?</p>
<p>Because that doesn’t make for funny threads.</p>
<p>
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<p>In terms of thread quality, I suppose not. In reality I would suggest that you just start a conversation.</p>
<p>Sooo, how has yalls’ day been so far?</p>
<p>^^^ I seriously laughed so hard, my stomach started to hurt.</p>
<p>should that be ^^ or ^^^</p>
<p>It should be ^^^</p>
<p>My comment made you laugh? 
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<p>My day has been ok so far:)</p>