NeuroScience College App Tip

Applying to College
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Spray perfume or something that smells good on your application before you send it. If the smell stays on, it can trigger the dopamine-receptors of the adcoms and increase their attentiveness and good-mood, therefore increasing your chances at admission.

P.S.
Yeah, I know I’m stupid. Probably won’t have a significant effect, but it’s just an idea. Recently came back from Barnes & Noble and read a neurology book there. w/e.

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<p>Or it could really annoy the people reading the app, or even trigger a sneezing fit. This is a really bad idea.</p>

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<p>Or you could just sweat all over your application. The adcom will smell your pheromones, become intensely attracted to you, and accept you.</p>

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<p>and remember, they have your phone number and address</p>

<p>i've gotten dates this way - i took an adcomm to winter formal.</p>