Never have I ever ________?

<p>no ping</p>

<p>Never have I ever farted in class.</p>

<p>Ping >_<.</p>

<p>Never have I ever been on an Island besides Long Island.</p>

<p>Ping (Singapore counts, right?)!</p>

<p>Never have I ever run a mile under 8 minutes.</p>

<p>No ping…I think.</p>

<p>Never have I ever not been a PC user.</p>

<p>no ping. I wanna be a mac though.</p>

<p>Never have I ever been attacked by anyone but John117 over the interwebs. lulz.</p>

<p>Ping! Some knucklehead was using ad hominem to attack me (by using my last name… sigh, how original). </p>

<p>Never have I ever ridden a horse.</p>

<p>Ping! </p>

<p>Never have I ever ridden a camel.</p>

<p>^^Ping, in Pre-K, I jumped off a horse and fell in its poo. Never again.
^No Ping.</p>

<p>Never have I ever had a domesticated pet.</p>

<p>Ping. I have two cats. :D</p>

<p>Never have I ever owned a fish. :(</p>

<p>No ping. </p>

<p>Never have I ever laughed so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco. (in honor of my newest Facebook fan page :D)</p>

<p>Ping</p>

<p>never have I ever laughed so much that my turban unraveled and fell in my curry.</p>

<p>Definitely no ping</p>

<p>Never have I ever taken a shower in a communal shower (at school, at least)</p>

<p>^^ No ping, and:</p>

<p>Never have I ever LSHMIDMDDAISMT- Laughed So Hard My I Drop My Double Down And It Smashes My Twinkie.</p>

<p>no ping, shucks.</p>

<p>Never have I ever seen a shooting star ^_^.</p>

<p>EDIT: Ping. But only once.</p>

<p>Never have I ever made milk come out my nose.</p>

<p>No ping (but I’ve made water come out my nose, gross)</p>

<p>Never have I been the teacher’s pet</p>

<p>Ping
Never have I got under a 99 in a math class.</p>

<p>no ping</p>

<p>never flew in a plane</p>

<p>PING :)</p>

<p>this game is awesome.</p>

<p>Never have I streaked.</p>

<p>No ping :(</p>

<p>Never have I gone on a date</p>