Never Have I Ever!

<p>No ping.</p>

<p>Never have I ever not read an English book I was supposed to for class.</p>

<p>No ping. </p>

<p>Never have I ever danced in public</p>

<p>Ping.</p>

<p>Never have I ever had Rocky Mountain Oysters.</p>

<p>DEFINITE no ping.</p>

<p>Never have I ever been in a hot air balloon.</p>

<p>No ping. I wish. this is one of my favorite songs though- [Hot</a> Air Balloon- Owl City <em>new song</em> Music Video w/ Lyrics - YouTube](<a href=“Hot Air Balloon- Owl City *new song* Music Video w/ Lyrics - YouTube”>Hot Air Balloon- Owl City *new song* Music Video w/ Lyrics - YouTube)</p>

<p>Never have I ever winked at someone without at least a hint of irony.</p>

<p>No ping, I can’t wink at all without screwing the whole of my face up, so not exactly a good look</p>

<p>Never have I ever slept naked</p>

<p>Uhhh ping. </p>

<p>Never have I ever been in an orchestra.</p>

<p>Ping! </p>

<p>Never have I ever had a whole-face breakout.</p>

<p>Ping, it was from wearing a Halloween mask. At first we were worried it was a newly developed allergy to latex, but I got tested for that and it wasn’t, so the doctor said it must have been a reaction to the paint on the mask.</p>

<p>Never have I ever known how to skateboard.</p>

<p>No ping. noswaghavei.</p>

<p>Never have I ever had an energy drink.</p>

<p>Ping… Caffeine is my life. </p>

<p>Never have I ever had Dr. Pibb.</p>

<p>No ping</p>

<p>Never have I ever gone a full year without missing a day of school</p>

<p>No ping. I always obsess over that in the beginning of the year though, but then I wind up getting strep throat or something.</p>

<p>Never have I ever eaten an obese dead cat</p>

<p>Ping, I eat obese dead cats for breakfast. Helps keep me looking young.</p>

<p>Never have I ever put the lyrics of a cheesy pop song as the description to Facebook photos.</p>

<p>No ping.</p>

<p>Never have I ever been on the computer or played video games for 10 hours straight.</p>

<p>Ping. </p>

<p>Never have I ever shaved me head.</p>

<p>Ping, in kindergarten. Certainly not since then.</p>

<p>Never have I ever been to Disneyland.</p>

<p>Ping, it’s a horrible place full of fat people and screaming children. I don’t recommend it. </p>

<p>Never have I ever gotten a traffic violation.</p>

<p>No ping. Never have I ever gotten an infraction on CC.</p>

<p>Ping because apparently foul language isn’t allowed even when it’s censored.</p>

<p>Never have I ever had an iPhone.</p>