<p>I like latex jokes as much as the next Poet, but I thought I’d start a new thread on my idea about What To Forget. </p>
<p>I agree with rolltide90, Big Al Trunk Protectors would be a bad thing to “forget,” unless you’re remodeling that newly empty bedroom and are thinking there may be room for a crib.</p>
<p>Oh heck no!!! I don’t even think babies are cute any longer!</p>
<p>Oh my!!! I come home and need to get on the computer in the study. Look over and see the houndstooth fabric and red trim that I had used to make Christmas stockings.<br>
I’ve already got us 4 Big Al’s Trunk Protectors in JUMBO size. Slight crook at the end.</p>
<p>Wow, there’s a Texas joke in there somewhere…</p>
<p>Something about everything being bigger, and a little crooked? There’s probably a red state joke to be made as well…</p>
<p>^^^^Never mind the large, beware of the extra large “Big Al’s” that actually spell out " Alabama Crimson Tide".</p>
<p>Slight crook at the end? Your stockings have a “reservior tip”??? <grin></grin></p>
<p>Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I317 using Tapatalk HD</p>
<p>:O
(clutching pearls)</p>
<p>We just sent ours off with “you make a baby, no more free ride with tuition.”</p>
<p>If there ever was doubt that the 'Bama forum is a place where the rubber meets the road, this thread has removed it. ;)</p>
<p>Roll Tide.</p>
<p>^^^ THAT
Just spit my coffee all over my keyboard - GOOD MORNING Tide</p>
<p>Malanai, I am laughing out loud right now…this is a great thread. Roll Tide!!!</p>
<p>Good Morning, Ya’ll!</p>
<p>Maybe our new business plan could bring back some jobs to AL:</p>
<p>[300</a> Facing Pink Slips at Alabama Condom Plant](<a href=“http://www.wkrg.com/story/21591468/300-facing-pink-slips-at-alabama-condom-plant]300”>http://www.wkrg.com/story/21591468/300-facing-pink-slips-at-alabama-condom-plant)</p>
<p>If I had even a lick of skill in Photoshop I would make us up some name badges for our upcoming meetups!</p>
<p>The innuendo in this thread has been tremendous. I thank each and every one of you for helping me retain my sanity in the office… :)</p>
<p>The super jumbo size that spells out “Alabama Crimson Tide” is known as “The ACT”</p>
<p>Well we need to get our business plan together and reopen that plant. Just think, our kids could have on campus jobs in managing The Big Al dispensers.</p>
<p>[300</a> Facing Pink Slips at Alabama Condom Plant](<a href=“http://www.wkrg.com/story/21591468/300-facing-pink-slips-at-alabama-condom-plant]300”>http://www.wkrg.com/story/21591468/300-facing-pink-slips-at-alabama-condom-plant)</p>
<p>WHY are we SCREWING AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS???</p>
<p>Suddenly, your ACT score takes on a whole new level of importance…</p>
<p>Very funny thread. That said, I know 2 sets of last year freshman parents, attentive, good values, very smart kids…who are now grandparents. Big Al trunks? Heck, I’m thinking of laminating the darn thing!</p>
<p>txdoula, would that be two sets of the same Little Al, or are there two Little Als? 
</p>
<p>Someone from D’s graduating class from her Christian high school is about to make her parents ‘grand’ as well. It’s life-changing.</p>
<p>A friend of mine from hs has a D a few months younger than my D1. She is a grand with a 9 mo grandkid. YIKES! </p>
<p>Thinking of some advertising ideas:
A. 1st scene - Alabama football team clutching footballs and The Crystal with caption, "We would rather be clutching footballs than
2nd scene shows them all holding babies.</p>
<p>B. 1st scene shows kids on campus at the quad, some with backpacks, others throwing frisbies, all normal college kid stuff.
2nd scene is transformed with same kids pushing strollers, dealing w/ a toddlers temper tantrum, wearing the baby pouch and a backpack, changing diapers, feeding babies, etc.
caption shows them dreaming of frisbies and all saying if only we had used Big Al’s.</p>
<p>C. 1st scene shows a blast of a college party, kegs, fun, dancing, etc.
2nd scene shows same kids getting together and attempting to entertain a bunch of babies and toddlers with nothing and a couple throwing tantrums, two fighting over a toy, etc.</p>
<p>[300</a> Facing Pink Slips at Alabama Condom Plant](<a href=“http://www.wkrg.com/story/21591468/300-facing-pink-slips-at-alabama-condom-plant]300”>http://www.wkrg.com/story/21591468/300-facing-pink-slips-at-alabama-condom-plant)</p>
<p>CHINA! Our gov’t decided to outsource the production of condoms to CHINA!?!?!?
I’m wondering if there has been an increase in teen pregnancies since then?</p>
<p>OMG…you folks are scaring me. Maybe I should get my DS neutered for college. Lol</p>