<p>Fellow members of the Emory class of 2012, </p>
<p>I have made the worst mistake that any living being can possibly make.</p>
<p>I'm sure all of you have received an acceptance letter via your email from the Emory University, which should give you four options and a link to each one.</p>
<p>Option 1: Already submitted deposit</p>
<p>Option 2: Will be attending Emory</p>
<p>Option 3: Not sure, need more info</p>
<p>Option 4: Will not be attending Emory</p>
<p>I already have submitted deposit, so I tried to select option 1, but then computer froze and my mouse has gone weird, so I accidently clicked the option 4....</p>
<p>I clicked option 1 literally a thousand times over and over, but I see the same link page again and again (David, we're sorry to hear that you will not be attending Emory)</p>
<p>I am calling the Emory office of admissions first thing tomorrow morning, but does anyone know whether I'm pretty much done or not?</p>
<p>I would really appreciate your response, even if it is an eulogy.</p>