<p>Jeff Foxworthy’s take on Ohio.</p>
<p>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May…
you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t
work there,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,…you
may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back
again,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked,… you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows how to use
them,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit,…you may live in Ohio. ( i’ve seen these kids come to my house for treats.)</p>
<p>If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph – you’re going 80 and
everybody is passing you,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction,…you may live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,…you may
live in Ohio.</p>
<p>If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”,… you may live in Ohio.</p>