I will never, ever forget when a kid fell out of a window when I was at college. He had placed his lofted bed against the window, and rolled out (the story was he had removed his screen, but I am not sure). Of course, I moved in that dorm the following year.
Don’t get me started on the dangers of elevators. The year before I went to school there was an incredibly tragic accident involving elevators in my first dorm. The dang things have made me nervous ever since.