NYT: Congratulations it's an honor, you're invited...It's a sales pitch!

<p>1.Open the envelope and read the letter.</p>

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<li><p>Put the letter back into the envelope and seal it.</p></li>
<li><p>Write “return to sender”.</p></li>
<li><p>Let them pay double postal rate.</p></li>
<li><p>Smile and have a nice day! :-)))))</p></li>
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