<p>yea, no wicked over here. perhaps i should get it started. haha.</p>
<ol>
<li>Promise to let people read my essays if requested</li>
<li>Promise to give advice to everyone applying RD and for '11 and beyond..</li>
<li>Promise to infect myself with senioritis immediately =)</li>
</ol>
<p>am i the only Wharton applicant who doesn't smoke/drink/play poker?</p>
<p>maybe i should have put that in my app, might make me stand out lol.</p>
<p>oh, oh, me 2!!! brhchs's #3 certainly! luxurious C's here i come! (will that keep me out? low B's then?)</p>
<p>You aren't gonna have time to drink/smoke/play poker once you are all into Wharton.......so get yourselves ready..I mean didn't you just promise to give up all vices in exchange for admission?</p>
<p>wow really? thats wicked weird.. (yea.. i dont think ive ever said 'very' followed by an adjective.. hence.. i dont think i could live without the word wicked).. </p>
<p>i guess the NE is the only sane part of the country.. my god how do you guys survive without it??</p>
<p>actually since i was born in philly.. and my parents learned engilsh in philly.. i do say somethings in a philly accent or with philly slang.. yes i use hoagie to describe a lot of subs.. heroes.. whatever you call them.. and yes i pronounce water kind of weird (sounds like 'wor-ter').. but most of the time i talk with a mild bostonian accent (eg.. i cant really pronounce my 'r's that well.. so sometimes 'wor-ter' comes out 'wah-tah')</p>
<p>i felt so weird on the harvard tour over veterans day weekend cause my friend and i were the only locals.. so we were the only ones who pronounced the name of the university correctly (its hahvahd for your information)..</p>
<p>also i hated the tourguide.. that prissy connecticut kid.. he was like.. 'and i assure you its pronounced 'harvard yard' not 'hahvahd yahd'' .. wow wat an insult to bostonians.. and wat a turnoff.. ugh.. i still cant believe it happened</p>
<p>hmm...i think we get on dw</p>
<p>dam harvardian ba**ards! ;)</p>
<p>plus they call their money.. crimson cash..</p>
<p>i think thats what i called the money china uses to bribe other nations with in some essay i wrote a while bak.. it was a play off red/communist and so i called it crimson cash</p>
<p>TM - I never smoke, never play poker cuz I suck at it (I stick to football betting, easier to win, bigger payoffs), and only drink on big occasions (only drink hard liqour, never beer).</p>
<p>26e - Penn is one of the only schools that is amazingly anal about kids slacking off second semester. B's are cool, a C isnt gonna get you kicked out, but a 2.5 gpa might.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>I promise I'll hug every member of Penn's CC (if it is possible).</p></li>
<li><p>I promise I will come back and try to aid those poor 2007 studs who may be freaking out more cause there may be another 21% increase in next year's pool as well.</p></li>
<li><p>I promise I'll read and offer as much critique and guidance as possible.</p></li>
<li><p>I promise to convert my religion quaker-ism (word?)</p></li>
<li><p>I promise I will make my future children go to penn and make the legacy's proud.</p></li>
<li><p>I promise to my future kids that I will buy those tiny socks and clothing they have for babies and make my kids wear them.</p></li>
<li><p>And last but not least, I promise to stay true to my "alma mater" and donate millions and gazillions of $$money$$ to the school.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>.....hahaha.</p>
<p>(im sure theres more, so i'll write them out later)</p>
<p>off topic, but does anyone find that face with x's for eyes and "Deferred?" that comes up as the ad at the top of the page occasionally highly disturbing? are they trying to make us feel worse?</p>
<p>Clicking for dollars........getting ready to prey on the delayed gratification pool.</p>
<p>I doubt I'll get in, so I can promise whatever I want:</p>
<ol>
<li>I'll go around to all the other ivy forums on CC and make fun of their schools</li>
<li>I'll get crunkd with all the other Penn CC people</li>
<li>I'll take everyone's money in poker</li>
<li>I'll say the f word follow by "yes" repeatedly... "F*<em>CK YES</em></li>
<li>I'll edit anyone's essay whoose applying RD</li>
<li>I'll reveal a super top secret Penn CC Forum secret to the whole forum</li>
</ol>
<p>There's supper top secret information about "Penn CC Forum?" dayyumm, now you really got to get accepted so you can tell everyone!!</p>
<p>dw51688
what school do you go to? you can pm me if you dont want to share it in a public setting...</p>
<p>i go to school at reading memorial high.. you?</p>
<p>i will become an adcom</p>
<p>If I get into Penn, I will</p>
<ol>
<li>Buy pet white tigers for all of the Adcoms</li>
<li>Break Dance with the quaker mascot to "twisted transistor" during a Penn vs. Princeton game.</li>
<li>Carve the UPenn shield into the hood of my car using a chainsaw</li>
<li>Make a movie about myself getting into Penn (kinda like "Rudy")</li>
<li>Buy the teachers that wrote me Recommedations gerbals.</li>
<li>Surf on the Pennsylvania coast in a Quakor Mascot suit</li>
<li>Get the word "UPenn" chiseled into 5 of my front teeth.</li>
</ol>
<p>don't you kinda feel like we've prostitured ourselves enough? ED, no finaid b4hand, essays, recs, hours of studying, we' ve sacrfised so much!</p>
<p>...nah me neither. i will never complain or stress about school again! only be thankful to be there. I will by food from street vendors for the homeless. i will pick up trash. i will..(u fill in the blank)</p>
<p>buy 26e pizza every friday for the first 26 weeks of school.</p>
<p>cuz i won't get in, the line of sucession is:</p>
<p>dw
chibsy
spazallan
helix
bongo</p>
<p>and so on....</p>
<p>the list was random, don't feel too good/bad</p>