<p>I will not break any girl's heart.</p>
<p>oh c'mon, man! once u get into penn you'll be so hot all the girls'll be all over u. you'll be walking on hearts, mate. sorry</p>
<p>you'll be singing "back then hoes didn't want me, now i'm in penn, they all on me"</p>
<p>26 man.. i dont think its a surprise that you listed me first.. cause obviously id be the first one to get you pizza anyway.. so you value my friendship the most.. its quite obvious</p>
<p>no, the list means that you get first crack at the pizzas DPennFL will be buying if he gets in and I don't (which i won't).</p>
<p>really, you're #1 just because you're so gotdang skinny you need more food to hold your liqour better on friday nights.</p>
<p>but yeah, if i was doing it that way, I should put you at the bottom of the list. then i get 2 pizzas!</p>
<p>ha.. thanks.. i suppose..</p>
<p>well i meant it in the nicest possible way</p>
<p>words of endearment then?</p>
<p>yes, yes of course</p>
<p>remind me again why im the one buying them??? You're not homeless! and they dont sell pizza from carts do they?</p>
<p>you said "fill in the blank"</p>
<p>and then i did</p>
<p>ok, the only guy i know got in was yeti, so y'all better demand shots from him come september if i'm not there to "remind him"</p>
<p>If I get into penn, I pledge to go streaking on campus at least once.</p>
<p>now megalo will start a war just to get into penn <em>sigh</em></p>
<p>we prefer our crude humour to be button-related at penn, eckie, btw</p>
<p>FINE. I'll go streaking PAST the button. Are you HAPPY Mr. Grumpypants?</p>
<p>idk, that's kind of indirect. oh, well. maybe you can wear a button replica around your neck. that makes it ok</p>
<p>I'll definitely post my essays if I get in.</p>
<p>My Why Penn is nothing special, but 217 will probably be a little different than what people usually do.</p>
<p>i'll still do all that stuff. plus the 26th of every month i will buy 26 pizzas and have a party in my dorm room, which i will post here to encourage stalking :D <dumb look</p>
<p>(for the first semester....i'm not made of money)</p>