<p>Those of you who complain that the SAT graders are “jipping” you on the essay portion of the writing section have no understanding of the nature of the timed-essay, which is a completely different beast from the style of writing you’re usually accustomed to. I am by no means trying to come off as a “know-it-all” pretentious prick but I will explain briefly how you receive a high score on the essay to shed light on these understandably indignant rants of alleged foul play on the part of the SAT graders. Now I am an SAT instructor who received a 800/12 on the most recent October test and have received the same score consistently over the past three years with the exception of an occasional 11. </p>
<p>First of all, I have two memorized introductory templates that can be applied to any and all SAT essay prompts. They are all 4-sentence easy-to-memorize templates that incorporate an argumentative format that states the opposing argument and then counters with my own clear thesis that simply restates the question with an opinion and two brief supporting reasons. </p>
<p>For instance, if the question says: Do all people need to have creativity? </p>
<p>Don’t get fancy and just answer the damn question directly: "Against this backdrop, all people do indeed need to have creativity in order to (maximize their potential) and (to attain unparalleled heights of success in their respective fields). </p>
<p>Then I tap into a memory bank of 2-4 prewritten examples that I recycle and use for 80 percent of the prompts. (The only tricky ones I’ve encountered are ones that deal with **** like reality TV, a question for which I had to improvise and make up a fake example, as I rarely watch reality TV.) </p>
<p>I always use two examples, two body paragraphs. </p>
<p>Then I use another simple 3-sentence concluding template and always end with a quotation. I have twenty of these that I have also memorized and which fit perfectly for the SAT prompts. </p>
<p>In order to guarantee yourself a perfect score on the SAT essay, you must also master the art of freewriting and speedwriting. You should be able to write the introduction in 3-4 minutes, each body in 5-6 minutes, and the conclusion in 2-3 minutes. You need to do this in order to write as much as possible and fill in every little space as neatly as possible and as tidily as you can. I actually do a word count of the entire essay after I write it (I can complete the essay in 15-20 minutes) and you should be able to write at least 200-250 words on one page and ultimately compose a 400-500 word essay. Sounds like a lot but unless you write a lot, there is no guarantee that you will get a high score. </p>
<p>Another thing is: They tell you to use all these fancy literary examples, historical examples, and whatnot. Sure, if you write anything well enough, you can receive a good score. But the best examples are those which are simple and easy for the reader to follow, like the life story of Michael Jordan, who failed to make the cut for the varsity basketball team and worked even harder to eventually succeed. The problem with books is that it is difficult to zero in on one specific aspect of the book and use that repeatedly for several prompts. Hence, the simpler, the better. </p>
<p>For a lot of my Korean students who are terrible at English grammar, they can still pull off 10s and 11s, because they just narrate what they have already memorized and write two sentences at the bottom of the paragraph tying the example into the prompt somehow. </p>
<p>And you have to throw in a few nice prememorized expressions in there as well, such as “unparalleled heights of success”…“a vital catalyst that promotes”…“With the intensified onset of globalization…” </p>
<p>The SAT essay is all about technique, not always about how well you write, because the smart ones who think they write well and deserve much better scores usually write a bunch of irrelevant details and awkward transitions without realizing that this essay will be holistically graded in about a minute by someone who has to grade 50 essays an hour at minimum wage, and at the first sign of confusion and unclarity, you’re getting an 8 or a 9. </p>
<p>I’m sure many of you have read of these techniques elsewhere, but the SAT essay is truly about conditioning yourself to write quickly and as much as you can using the same contents/examples that are nicely worded since you’ve already memorized them.</p>