** Official Class of 2018 University of Michigan EA Decisions Thread **

<p>Press 1 and you’ll get “decisions not released today”</p>

<p>yep voicemail is still up</p>

<p>With the voicemail still being up, I think the best we can hope for is Friday. </p>

<p>Here’s the deal, if they were done and ready to be released, there would be no reason to wait. This indicates that they aren’t all complete, thus, Friday would be my best guess.</p>

<p>^ Probably, but there’s just as much chance of them finishing Wednesday or Thursday as there is Friday… There’s no point speculating because it’s really a 1/7 chance for each day.</p>

<p>Also, this is post #1600 on this thread. We’ve come a long way, haha. :)</p>

<p>^^ And it’s not even decision day yet!</p>

<p>lets just say the results were released on Friday, what time do you guys think they would be released at?</p>

<p>Is the 7th semester grades really appearing on some peoples wa?!</p>

<p>@JorgeLeprechaun, if I had to guess, probably around 3:30 pm</p>

<p>And in other news…this week,the last before break, seems to be taking FOREVER!!</p>

<p>My stepsister’s aunt works with a lady in the admissions office at U of M and she said that there is a high chance that decisions will be coming out at 6:30 tonight. (december 17th)</p>

<p>Lol ^ they say that everyday :’(</p>

<p>^ calling bs on that one. Nice 1 post btw.</p>

<p>aaand it begins again</p>

<p>Lol his CC name is the number for the UofM admissions office</p>

<p>You’re so silly UMFan7347657433</p>

<p>The decisions will come tomorrow, as the moon aligns with the stars and sends a motion beam of energy so powerful that it will collide and explode the admissions building causing a huge release of admission decisions. The stars won’t align until roughly ~6:30pm so prepare yourself. I know this because I asked a professor of Astronomy at the University of Michigan who is a friend of my long distant cousin from Nigeria who recently wrote me an ink letter detailing me of the fore coming of admission decisions.</p>

<p>Do you think the Monty Hall paradox could apply here?
Three days left. If I say today that decisions will be out Friday, and then we found out they WON’T be out tomorrow, and then change my answer to Thursday, it’ll boost our chances up to 66.66%. I’m going to try it. :)</p>

<p>You guys are seriously so crazy about these admission decisions. Who cares if you’re the first one to know if they come out tomorrow or Friday or next Monday. It really doesn’t matter. Stop worrying yourselves about it. Reading this thread is comedic.</p>

<p>I’m glad someone caught the numbers at the end of the username ;)</p>

<p>But… but… but… guys my cousin’s co-worker’s dad’s 2nd cousin’s friend of a friend said that decisions were already released and that you can view them by spinning around 20 times naked in front of your school at lunch while singing “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus</p>