<p>Post some of your favorite quotes from freinds or teachers in your high school.</p>
<p>Best one from this week includes: "I've just eaten so much choclate pudding that I think I might faint"- Me after I ate 5 cups of choclate pudding for lunch.</p>
<p>I should be Jewish.....</p>
<p><after seeing="" something="" startling="">......JESUS!</after></p>
<p>(I've got a notebook where I keep these. My friend has a whole assignment book full of them.)
"Let's see that Fnet jont." - Ms. Anderson, my AP physics teacher</p>
<p>"This is is 45 minutes of happy horse****." Mr Bonat, my religion teacher
"I'd be a horrible Jew." - Bonat</p>
<p>"Ryan, talking to you is like constantly having books thrown at my face." - Lea</p>
<p>"International law? Pfft. International law. That's better. We can't be in an American classroom without scoffing at internation law." - Bonat</p>
<p>"My hat says Corona." - Rich
"The beer in Ms. Ciccone's (my college counselor) fridge says Corona." - Me (I browse her office often.)
"Ms. Ciccone keeps beer in her office?"
"Yeah."
"Well I have vodka in my backpack. Me and Ms. C should have a party."</p>
<p>my friend didn't come to school one day.
his mom woke him at 8:20 but he went back to sleep. So she woke him up at 9:20 and asked "is it okay to be late?"
My friend responded "i don't know."
Then his mom left and he played X-Box for the whole day claiming he was sick lol.
i called him "is it okay to be late" all day lol.</p>
<p>"im so high right now"</p>
<p>"Where'd you guys hide out?" - Mrs. Perry, after we got to class 20 minutes before Mass let out (the bell had rung). A group of us camped out in the dressing room (for the play).</p>
<p>"Nothing but beer and hotdogs - that's the old-fashioned way."
- physics teacher on baseball</p>
<p>"Gasoliiiiiina!"
- AP US history teacher singing the gasolina song O_o</p>
<p>"If my wife saw that, she won't marry with me."
- spanish teacher on a student's drawing of him</p>
<p>whats so funny, dan?
- after i come in class thirty minutes late, laughing my ass off with bloodshot eyes...</p>
<p>"officer, i'm a little high"...</p>
<p>"take it easy"...</p>
<p>The sixties were swingin' but I wasn't getting any"- APUSH teacher</p>
<p>there are lots of funny things, but sadly i dont write them down. here's one i remember though
ok this isnt a quote, but my friends and i always laugh about it:</p>
<p>i wasnt in the class, but my friend told me that one time he had to write a vocabulary list for a chapter of a book that his class was reading, on a big piece of lined white paper to put on the board.
so he made the list, and then to be goofy, he put a small exclamation point after the title so it said "vocabulary!", and then he put up the paper.and then class was over.
the next day, the class found that the teacher had whited-out the exclamation point!! lol how stupid! and he didnt even say anything about it! lol what a killjoy.. </p>
<p>i was laughing so much when my friend told me</p>
<p>ok..i just thought it was funny lol, because i know the teacher, and i could SO imagine that happening</p>
<p>We just have 234243 million inside jokes that wouldn't be funny outside of their contexts. Mostly they revolve around food. My lunch group comes complete with its own joke killer. Once a joke is passed its prime, he's guaranteed to expand on it in a completely unfunny manner. </p>
<p>Our current joke is the soft-shelled spaghetti. you guess the meaning.</p>
<p>"Pass me that cheese cake... I mean back pack" A senior with the munchies.</p>
<p>and this one goes back to middle school:</p>
<p>french teacher as she passes our homework back: "You guys really struggled with this one. They were supposed to be written in the future. This one was written in the past perfect, this one in the present, and this one was written in a tense that doesn't exist..."</p>
<p>LOL filmxoxo17</p>
<p><a href="http://tjbash.org/?top150%5B/url%5D">http://tjbash.org/?top150</a></p>
<p>Our school has a website specifically devoted to quotes. Check em out they're hilarious</p>
<p>My favorites:
// Jack Breese and Nathan Watson sitting at computers next to each other
Nathan: What's the address to that site?
Jack: Here... [highlights text and presses ctrl+C]
Jack: Wait...
Nathan: Were you attempting to copy/paste that from your computer on to mine?
Jack: ...
Jack: No.
Nathan: You thought about it, didn't you?</p>
<p>-and-
P: everyone masturbates.
P: everuone.
P: **everyone
M: try typing with two hands, it's more accurate
P: f--- you.</p>
<p>lol maverach those quotes are cracking me up. I love that copy/paste joke too lol!</p>
<p>I am an inside joke queen. Like if I told you that me and my best bud have crushes on stalin and lenin, you might think I'm a freak. Which is why I can't tell them to you. You'd neeed to know the history first :p</p>
<p>^^You TJ guys are nuts.</p>
<p>Me: Curtis, who you guys playing next in Frisbee?
Mike: TJ, going to bash those nerds.
Geoff: Curtis, you are the biggest nerd in the world.
Mike: Fine, going to bash my brethren.</p>
<p>^ lol</p>
<p>My track coach is a really cool guy and we always give him our jewelry because we can't run with it.
Once in the beginning of practice he says:
"Girls, remember to remind me to give your stuff back to you. I come home and my wife finds earrings in my pockets..." </p>
<p>Teacher: The next text will have many more harder questions
Student: How do you know?</p>
<p>Mr. Doerr in the copy room before exams.</p>
<p>Alex: So, Mr. Doerr, those would happen to be our exams would they?
Doerr: As a matter of fact, they are...say, do you want one of the answers?
Alex: Sure!
Doerr (looks around and whispers): B.</p>