<p>Too short; too tall?
Too big; too small?
Too skinny; to round?
Too pale; too brown?
Too hot; too not?
Can't afford all that pot?
Too smart; too stupid?
Need a hitman named cupid?
To different; too banal?
Well, now you'll get a chance to say it all.
Just sit down at your computer so you don't become the next V-Tech shooter.</p>
<p>No more threads please! Complain all you want here :)</p>
<p>Yes, this sub-forum is awfully depressing. Why does everyone hate their lives/selves/school/etc. ?</p>
<p>i made a happy thread and it died after 3 pages :(</p>
<p>^ Yeah, I figured this thread would fill up quickly, but it’s been pretty stagnant.</p>
<p>There is hope!</p>
<p>For some reason, I feel like a money-craving businessman when I create threads, but instead it’s posts that I want. It’s kind of odd, really.</p>
<p>well getting a b in physics because my paycheck didn’t go through quickly enough and i have no gas kind of sucks</p>
<p>well, today I was babysitting and the kid head butted me (by accident) really really hard in the chest (wearing a helmet!) and i’m pretty sure my left boob is now inverted :/</p>
<p>when I got home, i saw my puppy had peed on our new bathroom rug…i didn’t have the heart to scold him</p>
<p>gah, I like this thread better: <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-life/815290-happy-thread.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-life/815290-happy-thread.html</a></p>
<p>and I like your poem. and I like that my 8am chem recitation has been canceled tomorrow. and I like that it’s almost Thursday. and its almost Xmas break! I’m bringing some happy cheer to your ■■■ thread.</p>
<p>The indicator light for the number lock key does not work.
How will I ever know when the number lock is on?!
:(</p>
<p>^^ Will you stop “liking” things! Be depressed or ■■■■…</p>
<p>I missed History today because I didn’t set an alarm. For some reason, I thought I’d be able to get up by at least 1:00pm without any assistance, but I was wrong :(</p>
<p>And now I have to make up a quiz…</p>
<p>And in the class after, I kept trying to make this girl that I like laugh, but nothing is funny when you’re learning statistics :/</p>
<p>help me with this stats problem then NAA:</p>
<p>your grandma has two envelopes of money. one has double the amount of the other. she gives you an envelope and says you can either open it or switch to the other one, what do you do?</p>
<p>i thought it was either:</p>
<p>1) doesn’t matter, 50% chance of x dollars, 50% chance of 2x</p>
<p>2) switch, because if there are 100 dollars in your envelope there’s a 50% chance of 200 dollars in the second envelope and a 50% of 50 dollars, so you have a 50% chance of getting $100 and a 50% chance of losing $50</p>
<p>but apparently those are both wrong??</p>
<p>If you switched on the basis of reasoning #2, then the same argument could immediately be given for switching back; and so on, indefinitely.</p>
<p>I just realized you were joking. I feel stupid :(</p>
<p>Tell her this joke:</p>
<p>“You know sexy, I saw four lions eating a clown the other day and one said to the others, ‘does this taste funny to you?’”</p>
<p>Once she’s done laughing hit her with this:</p>
<p>“How do you make a Ford go 60MPH? Drop it off a cliff.”</p>
<p>Bring a slide whistle so that if those jokes bomb, you have a little gag. Also utilize this whistle when the teacher says things like “the class average for this test was very low, you are by far the most vapid idiots I have ever had the displeasure to teach.”</p>
<p>Friggin skinny jean wearing emo’s. I will smash you all.</p>
<p>Your name is awfully similar to mine …</p>
<p>My life if ****ing awesome in pretty much every way possible.</p>
<p>^ Then Get Out :)</p>
<p>“Your name is awfully similar to mine …”</p>
<p>It is indeed. Are you actually an anarchist, if you don’t mind me asking?</p>
<p>i dont mind being me</p>
<p>Totally ruining the vibe…</p>
<p>I love my life. This thread sucks.</p>
<p>I’m too short. Also, my three sim baseball teams are getting their asses kicked.</p>
<p>panic, do you know this chick?</p>
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