<p>I remember with all of us refreshing or pressing F5 to reload the page when Jun test results were being released, the CollegeBoard site was pretty slow even on a fast internet connection.</p>
<p>Let’s entertain ourselves with jokes. I always do so… </p>
<p>I’m sure not many people would appreciate dirty jokes so I’ll start with Bush jokes. </p>
<p>Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.</p>
<p>“I will give each of you each one wish. That’s three wishes total,” says the genie.</p>
<p>The Canadian says, “I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.”</p>
<p>With a blink of the genie’s eye, <em>POOF</em> the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.</p>
<p>Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state.”</p>
<p>Again, with a blink of the genie’s eye, <em>POOF</em> there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.</p>
<p>President Bush asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”</p>
<p>The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it’s virtually impenetrable.”</p>
<p>and President Bush says, “Fill it with water.”</p>
<p>Wow…I thoroughly enjoyed that joke Gryffon5147. Nice job.</p>
<p>HAHA good joke (might be last laugh i’ll hv for a WHILE)</p>
<p>Here’s one for school… </p>
<p>A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses in child education. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”</p>
<p>After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”</p>
<p>“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!” </p>
<p>Whatever, I’m going to go watch Starship Troopers for the twentieth time until nine.</p>
<p>8hr s</p>
<p>or 3 hrs…</p>
<p>Umm…guys…I walked in for the Nov SAT and the ‘you have scores pending’ STILL hasn’t appeared on my collegeboard profile. Should I be worried? If there were any issues with my registration form like credit card number or whatever, they would’ve mailed me, right??</p>
<p>Do the collegeboard people lose exam papers often?? :S
I’m freaking out..</p>
<p>Bush Quotes!!!</p>
<p>“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.”
…Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94</p>
<p>“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”
…Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95</p>
<p>“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.”
…Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98</p>
<p>“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.”
…Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96</p>
<p>“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“The future will be better tomorrow.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
…Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97</p>
<p>“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
…Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93</p>
<p>“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“Public speaking is very easy.”
…Governor George W. Bush to reporters</p>
<p>“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.”
…George W. Bush</p>
<p>“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
…Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96</p>
<p>“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
…Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97</p>
<p>“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
…Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93</p>
<p>“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
…Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95</p>
<p>“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
…Governor George W. Bush</p>
<p>“[It’s] time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
…Governor George W. Bush </p>
<p>You guys will do fine… Chill.</p>
<p>hahahahahaha</p>
<p>that was great</p>
<p>ahhhhhhhhh</p>
<p>it’s kinda funny that there are 112 posts and scores haven’t even come out yet…</p>
<p>^ October’s was longer. Way longer.</p>
<p>I just got my scores!!! What an improvement 
:)</p>
<p>^^lucky…</p>
<p>ballin$, are you joking? Or did you really get them</p>
<p>ballin$ is a liar!</p>
<p>Why would you lie? Is that funny? Is that nice? Why would you do such a thing? </p>
<p>If CB doesn’t release the scores within the next 5 hours I’m gonna plan a visit to their hq and slap some of the higher-ups. If you’re reading this CB, this is a very real threat…That’s how you motivate them.</p>
<p>Man I’m getting delusional. Hurry up with the scores already!</p>
<p>Ballin$, are you joking around, or are you serious?</p>
<p>I did get an error message a couple of minutes ago. Let me see if I can find it in my browser cache.</p>
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<p>It’s working again, and I didn’t test in November. I was trying to get my October detailed score report at the time.</p>
<p>I slipped cb a few extra bucks to get my scores early. :)</p>
<p>I just couldnt resist… :)</p>