<p>I think a Kangaroo sounds funnier</p>
<p>White meat or dark meat?</p>
<p>dark...I don't really eat any chicken and only turkey on thanksgiving though</p>
<p>blue eyes or green toes</p>
<p>Blue eyes</p>
<p>Up all night or awake very early</p>
<p>awake very early</p>
<p>spring flowers or april showers</p>
<p>April Showers</p>
<p>Laguna Beach or The Real World</p>
<p>The Real World.</p>
<p>Steelers or Eagles?</p>
<p>the real world. I don't really like either, but I'm addicted to both</p>
<p>son of George Bush or the son of Fidel Castro (or daughter!)</p>
<p>Spawn of Castro.</p>
<p>Dry mouth or dry eyes?</p>
<p>ooh a good one. I'd go with dubya's son (if he has one) seeing as how his daughters seem to be pretty smart. Of course, that is based on looks and the fact that they are going to good schools... oh wait, so did dubya... moving on!</p>
<p>George Bush or John Kerry?</p>
<p>oh sorry, i took too long. I'll go with dry mouth</p>
<p>JOHN KERRY JOHN KERRY JOHN KERRY what can I say us liberal democrats are crazy!!</p>
<p>meat or cartilage</p>
<p>meat all the way</p>
<p>orange or blue?</p>
<p>blue, sky blue</p>
<p>james bond or peirce brosman</p>
<p>Bond.</p>
<p>Tar and feather a lawyer or dirty Sanchez a doctor?</p>
<p>neither. ok lawyers because they practically steal money</p>
<p>mr. or ms.</p>
<p>i dont get this one... i guess ms. it sounds better</p>
<p>pepper or salt</p>
<p>Pepper (it's the healthier choice)</p>
<p>30 degrees and snowing or 50 degrees and raining</p>
<p>snow snow snow! Yo soy una aficionada de nieva! ok so that's not right.</p>
<p>bleh or blah</p>