<p>I see him going much further than that -- public sex, even..</p>
<p>ud watch urself have sex? wtf? thats the weirdest thing ever haha. haha thx zant ;) oh yea...i did talk about my powerbar lol forgot about that one haha</p>
<p>lol </p>
<p>Daily Princetonian - Freshmen caught having sex on the lawn</p>
<ol>
<li>Craziest? zanty...or perhaps that ashkashbigosh guy.</li>
<li>Nicest? cookiemom</li>
<li>Funniest? Philntex - i ,loved the whole, princeton adcom witch hunt description, all of us toting torches hahaha</li>
<li>Thoughtful? kebree</li>
<li>Naturally intelligent? definately not zant - jesus people. probably encomium?</li>
<li>Well-spoken? kebree</li>
<li>Princeton-obsessed? Princetonwannabe</li>
<li>Coffee-dependent? the zantster</li>
<li>Nerdiest? legendofmax - judged SOLELY on looks...how he peers at the camera so quizzically</li>
<li>Artsiest? Kebree</li>
<li>Happiest? Philntex - cause hes from texas and just shot a rabbit</li>
<li>Multifaceted? Encomium</li>
<li>Hopeful? kebree</li>
<li>Cutest? kebree aww</li>
<li>Hungry? gracey mansion</li>
<li>Horniest? NOT ME</li>
<li>Malicious? Bokonon</li>
<li>Affectionate? gracilisae</li>
<li>Likely to be President? ME! cmon, they even voted me that in the yearbook. plus, the people of my class stick together and propel each other to positions of power.</li>
<li>Likely to rule the world? zantedeschia - she is going to start a japanese animation television station and hook all these little american children into paying for the merchandise</li>
<li>Potentially richest? zant - see above</li>
<li>Most successful? zant - see above</li>
<li>Most likely to be a porn star? zant - some princeton/asian fetish flick</li>
<li>Most likely to be seen running into oncoming traffic? zant, in the unlikely event she is rejected,</li>
<li>Most likely to perpetuate the negative Princeton-prep aura? ME!</li>
</ol>
<p>I must have missed that post.</p>
<p>...wait, how am I malicious?</p>
<p>lol, yeah. it's kinda true though. </p>
<p>"Il Capo-Trust Fund Exploits 3"</p>
<p>note to ilcapo: zante is chinese</p>
<p>encomium - that is the BEAUTY of my statement. asians get so angry when you label them by the wrong country.</p>
<p>mwahahahah</p>
<p>also, about being the horniest, i guess it makes sense. perhaps that whole "kennedy rape" aura surrounds me. poor martha moxley.</p>
<ol>
<li>Craziest? ilcapo</li>
<li>Nicest? c_j</li>
<li>Funniest? legendofmax</li>
<li>Thoughtful? gianievve</li>
<li>Naturally intelligent? Encomium</li>
<li>Well-spoken? Kebree</li>
<li>Princeton-obsessed? Princetonwannabe</li>
<li>Coffee-dependent? zantedeschia (c'mon, how else can she post so quickly and in such quantity?)</li>
<li>Nerdiest? ilovemath, tsunashima1, ilovemath (the 1600s of the board)</li>
<li>Artsiest? Kebree</li>
<li>Happiest? shrek</li>
<li>Multifaceted? encomium</li>
<li>Hopeful? zant</li>
<li>Cutest? gianievve</li>
<li>Hungry? shrek (athlete, duh)</li>
<li>Horniest? zant & legendofmax (love fest! love fest!)</li>
<li>Malicious? hmmm....no one's really been...Bokonon? (only because I remember certain curse words being (rightfully) directed toward someone else; but I was thinking the same, so it's all good)</li>
<li>Affectionate? zant (aww....heh)</li>
<li>Likely to be President? encomium</li>
<li>Likely to rule the world? legendofmax</li>
<li>Potentially richest? kayoshin (yeah, you'll own some of us later on salary-wise)</li>
<li>Most successful? Martin Valdez</li>
<li>Most likely to be a porn star? ilcapo (thankfully i'd never see it though)</li>
<li>Most likely to be seen running into oncoming traffic? philntex (yes, I've done it before)</li>
<li>Most likely to perpetuate the negative Princeton-prep aura? ilcapo (duh)
*26. Coolest former redhead? GRACILISAE!</li>
</ol>
<p>me and zant can be the</p>
<p>Most Asian :D its cuz asians rock and we should have our own category</p>
<p>i think i'm changing my answer for "funniest" to ilcapo because i was laughing quite a bit at his answers despite their overall rakishness</p>
<p>ah, THAT. Yeah, well that guy was an idiot...and deserved it.</p>
<p>ilcapo and philntex both make me laugh but in drastically different ways, I must say...</p>
<p>Ditto to legendofmax. ...But both types are fun, no?</p>
<p>i love philntex's humor! he provides fantastic imagery for my uncreative mind.</p>
<p>lol
and enco, I know you're just sitting there, enjoying being called naturally intelligent while I get to be a porn star.
And eww japanese anime crap ughh
sorry</p>
<p>Of course. On a busy road full of traffic, Phil would try to cross the road while ilcapo would have sex in front of them.</p>
<p>I am sad I didn't get any natural-intelligence votes though :/ I'm not dumb, I swear!</p>
<p>now that ilcapo and kebree are back, i must admit, the boards are more lively</p>
<p>is that called manga or something? anime porn?</p>
<p>tis true
my abundance of posts provides no humor :(</p>
<p>I think anime porn is called hentai. Please don't ask why I know that! >.<</p>
<p>How can intelligence not be natural?</p>