<p>I was wondering why the forums didn't have a swag thread, especially with all of these "Official Chance Me", "Official Haas Transfers", and "Official Psychology Transfer" threads being posted constantly. So, because I own swag, I thought the logical thing to do would be to create one for us (you know who you are).</p>
<p>By the way, I contacted a Berkeley admissions officer who said that the average SPA (swag point average) was a 3.6. Good news for all of you that didn't put "listening to yeezy" as an extracurricular. Post your stats below. Also, if you guys could comment, rate, and subscribe it'd really help me out. #GucciIsMyRightHand #UC2013 #grindharder</p>
<p>I’m a three-time third place winner of my CCC Bi-Annual Swag Contest. I left it out of my app, doe, cuz I know them swag-deficients be hatin’. Yafilme?</p>
<p>My application was swagnanimous, if I say so myself ;)</p>
<p>I have stellar swagtistics and balling qualifications:
Got a 4.0 and graduated with Swagna Cum Laude.
I volunteer at my fraternity… I do my part to binge drink as much of the school’s alcohol as possible to prevent underage drinking. I also keep the sororities “busy” by “volunteering” so they don’t have to find other frat stars and potentially spread STIs xD
I know all the words to “ride wit me” by Nelly, and I have a YOLO tribal tattoo on my chest even though I’m white :)</p>
<p>Could you guys chance me? Even though I’m whiter than sour cream, I’m hoping my ancestry helps me considering I’m a UM (uncultured majority). I’m 1/1000th Native American and have plenty of experience with my culture. I wear a feathered headband while I binge drink xD. Sorry maybe that was a little too sarcastic haha.</p>
<p>I clicked on this thread thinking I was going to hate it, but it actually really cheered me up! Swag on, dudes! (I can’t believe I just said that!)</p>
<p>guys please rate my second personal statement on a scale from 1 to swag:</p>
<p>“they gon say they hard, imma say im harder. they gon say they grind, imma grind smarter. they gon say they shinin but the lights is on me. only three things: stunt, shine, and flex.”</p>