Official "The Onion" College Rankings

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<p>The Onion News Network has released its list of top colleges this year</p>

<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-2014-university-rankings,36887/"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-2014-university-rankings,36887/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Discuss</p>

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<p>Oberlin kind of came out of nowhere. I don’t think I had ever even heard of it, until I moved to Ohio.</p>

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<p>Have I mentioned how much I love The Onion? Oh my god. XD</p>

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<p>Very good.</p>

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<p>Perhaps the most concise review of the TOP universities in the US as of yet. Props to them!</p>

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<p>That’s hilarious! (And, for the record, my Onion-loving pasty white kid goes to Alabama.)</p>

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<p>I LOLed. My D is applying to one of those, btw. </p>

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<p>Thank God, D couldn’t finalize her list until the Onion ranking came out. Off to edit the spreadsheet…</p>

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<p>To be honest, I think The Onion’s method of determining university quality is better than the method used by USNews. </p>

<p>values like Number of bots enrolled, number of kills by alumni, and number of bone fragments of ex-US presidents awarded should be the most important factor when deciding where to apply to college.</p>