<p>LIKE hey....</p>
<p>So....
what are my chancuz at getting into Harverd?</p>
<p>SAT: 1700 (all three sections baby)
GPA: 2.6 (I doubled up on sciences senior year, thats why its soo high)</p>
<p>APs: US Hist (2)</p>
<h2>EC</h2>
<p>12 hours total volunteering at library
chess club</p>
<p>chance me please?</p>
<p>I am not ashamed or embarassed at all to say that you have precisely a -100000.56493% of them even looking your “stats” because, HAHA you are obviously lying. But dont worry, Im SURE you can raise your real scores and grades to your hopeful 1700 and 2.6 GPA. GL.</p>
<p>But I doubled up on sciences…
it makes me unique
Harverd and ivees look for uniqueness and diversity only
idiotic schools…</p>
<p>BUH-BUMP?</p>
<p>(10 characters, no?)</p>
<p>Dude, I think you should just give up. It’s quite embarassing. I’m going to say that Harvard might actually pay to keep you out of their school. You’d probably poison their accepted class and work against them if they accepted you. However, I’ll say, if you’re Native American, you’re probably in.</p>
<p>Lol Affirmative Action.</p>
<p>umm, you said doubled up on sciences during your SENIOR YEAR, which colleges only glimpse at. Plus they dont see your grades, thank god for you.</p>
<p>Yeah, you think taking two sciences at once is “unique”? It will definitely be unique for you if you pass both classes.</p>
<p>just a note: Maybe next time you should specify that your applying for your local Harvard Community College, yes? At first I thought you were applying for Harvard College, MA. Thanks.</p>
<p>teeheehee. funny</p>
<p>lolol, Harverd</p>
<p>hey its not funny
i have good chancus
im a black, jewish, woman
affirmative akshun will get me in
since im diverse ill get into harverd</p>
<p>You’ll get into Harverd. In fact, as Dean of Admissions to Harverd college, let me personally give present your admissions letter right now. </p>
<p>Dear Kobe:</p>
<p>Congratulations on your admission to the Harverd College Class of 2013! You have every reason to feel proud of your accomplishments, and it gives me great pleasure to send you this letter.</p>
<p>On the folder that holds your admissions materials, you will find the words of the late Oscar Wilde, a professor and official historian of the University: “Harverd is at once a tradition, a company of scholars, and a society of friends.” We seek superb and interesting students who will feel at home in this remarkable community, and we look forward to celebrating your unique contribution to the university’s life and mission.</p>
<p>You may reply to our offer of admission by completing our online reply card. You will find a link to it above. While the final Candidate’s Reply Date is May 1, we would be happy to hear from you any time you feel ready to make your decision.</p>
<p>Finally, if you have any general or specific questions about Harverd, feel free to e-mail us at <a href="mailto:nigerianscam12@gmail.com">nigerianscam12@gmail.com</a>. I am delighted, both for you and for the College, at the prospect that you will join us next fall. Welcome to Harverd!</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Gryffon5147
Dean of Undergraduate Admissions at Harverd College </p>
<p>P.S. We need your 5000 dollar deposit and 500 dollar housing reservation fee by no later than March 15th.</p>
<p>OMG like no way fishizzle! you ARE sooo diverse! ive never heard of a black jewish woman before!!! thats like, totally diverse! OMG like omg no way, ^ look you already got accepted!! like omg ive like totally heard of Harverd College! Harverd yeah totally! like omg. thats liek totally sick and so, like, you know, like, you know, like awesome and stuff and whatevs.</p>
<p>actually, Jews are ORM.</p>
<p>strong safety fo sho homey</p>
<p>^^^Gryffon++! </p>
<p>OP: Dude, you’re overqualified. Give the rest of us a chance, why don’t you?</p>
<p>with that spelling, your chances fail!</p>
<p>hay dats so grate, im like yor status to, im also blak jewish womand wif bad spelliin</p>
<p>dude you’re a lock for harverd. you should definitely apply PRINTSTON and YAYLE too and don’t forget OKSFORD</p>
<p>Oggs-ford haha great gatsby</p>
<p>U DEDENITELY hav a chancus! don let no one Ls tel u nu’h’in’!</p>
<p>hallohallo ive chenged my mind two!! how bout stampford or columpia? ya kno i fel you homie, i wuv ivy legues, totally fel that we is divarse.</p>