Oh. My. Escourt...?

<p>Oh my mother.</p>

<p>So.. I was typing in something that started with an o in Google. You know how when you type something in with a letter the things that you previously searched with that letter come up? Well.. guess what my dad's been searching lately? Ottawa escourt services, not only Ottawa escourts, but "mature" Ottawa escourts too! Then I'm like...hell no. </p>

<p>I just blew it off then a few seconds later I typed in something with a t. Guess what comes up? TORONTO escourt services. (He had a business trip in Toronto). </p>

<p>Then I was like.. no fricken way. He's 50 years old, has a TWENTY SIX year old girl friend.. I shouldn't really be surprised by this. He's so fricken sick.</p>

<p>THEN.. I'm just like.. what else does he have on here? 'ATM sex' I was like.. what is that? So I looked it up.. and well.. yeah.. then there were searches for, free porn videos, free sex pics, nastygirls, etc.</p>

<p>After that, I walked out of the room and I'm like.. my dad is so weird. Then my grandma asked my why and I said.. Come on, I'll show you. I showed her and she's like..everyone can look at it. Not only him. And I'm like.. he CHOSE to look at it...the computer didn't just type it in itself. She's like..all men do this...he was just curious. I thought.. Bull ****. She's 74 years old. I don't think she knows exactly what a computer can do and what it can't do.</p>

<p>So..this is more of a rant. What should I tell my dad when he comes home from work?</p>

<p><em>-EDIT-</em> My grandma just called and she's like... don't hate your father just because he does a lot of bad things.. think of all the good things..honestly, my mind went blank. He drove eight hours one weekend out of the year to come and bring me to Canada. Wow! HE'S THE BEST FATHER IN THE WORLD FOR DOING THAT! I'M GONNA LOVE HIM FOREVER AND NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HIM AGAIN! HE'S MY ROLE MODEL.</p>

<p>Bull <strong><em>. He has done mostly bad things. (Did/dealt drugs, looks at porn, has sex with *</em></strong>** prostitues, lied to my mom about basically everything before they got married, dates 26 year olds when he's 50, talks like my grandmother is already dead and he's going to become rich when she dies, etc.)</p>

<p>He IS a bad person. Period.</p>

<p>whats escourt</p>

<p>I didn't know that either.</p>

<p>It's another name for prostitute.</p>

<p>That sucks Jonathan. Bet you can't wait to get to boarding school, huh?</p>

<p>I wish I was going to boarding school next year instead of two years from now.</p>

<p>Man oh man... What do I tell him when he gets home? Just forget about it or what?</p>

<p>don't say anything, it's not worth it.
he lives his life, you live yours. drop your principles once, and enjoy a peace of mind between you two</p>

<p>That's what my grandma said... don't say anything.</p>

<p>I found similar stuff last summer BTW, it was on his favorites.</p>

<p>you can annoy him passively, though, by going to Internet Options, Content, Content Adviser, enable, and block out all of his "favorite" sites</p>

<p>Its porn...big deal.</p>

<p>Grow up. </p>

<p>Stop your whining about your father. Be happy you actually have something called a home to live in and an internet to use. If you think you have the shaft because your father has looked at porn; think about the children in Africa who were sold for child prostitution. </p>

<p>Grow some backbone kid.</p>

<p>It wasn't only porn. He probably hooked up with some prostitute from The Phillipines or something while he was in Toronto. He's probably done it a million times without me. </p>

<p>BTW - a just found a few "inappropriate toys" in his drawer while I was looking for something. What a fricken pervert. He's FIFTY YEARS OLD, shouldn't he have something better to do?</p>

<p>Obviously not...</p>

<p>I hate the Africa comparison.</p>

<p>And escorts are not prostitutes. They're perfectly legal.</p>

<p>I hate the Africa comparison as well. That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about.</p>

<p>I do not have a roof over my thanks to my father. It's all my mother's doing. He didn't contribute at all. He doesn't pay child support. His excuse is always, "It got lost in the mail... oh those stpuid people in Lansing..etc." It's all bull ****.</p>

<p>prostitues...escorts.. both are wrong in my book.</p>

<p>yeah, relax about the adult sites. </p>

<p>the escort serivices, now. idk if I'd let him live that down, but, at the same time, there's not much you can do besides humilate him, so you don't have many options.</p>

<p>How old are you?</p>

<ol>
<li>Waay too young to be lookin' at escourt services, I know. lol. I mean, come on, if you're gonna be looking at that stuff at least delete your history.</li>
</ol>

<p>I would so love to humiliate him right now. I wonder how I could.. ideas? lol. Although then, he would never send me up here again.</p>

<p>Maybe I should just ask him about it in private? </p>

<p>Last summer, I found some escourt services on his favorites and when my mom called, I told her about it. She told my dad and he was furious. He said if it weren't for my grandma, he would send me back to Michigan.</p>

<p>And guess what his excuse was when I asked him why it was on there. He said, "I guess I shouldn't let my friends use the computer."</p>

<p>Bull ****. (It seems like I'm using that phrase a lot lately). </p>

<p>I wonder what the excuse will be this time... probably something more fake.</p>

<p>don't do anything</p>

<p>This reminds me of a girl who told me that her mother said to her that she was the result of a backseat hookup and was a "mistake that was never supposed to happen".</p>

<p>:(</p>

<p>yeah, i agree. i wouldn't do anything. the only thing that could possibly come out of bring up the sites would be you getting kicked out.</p>

<p>I'm gonna ask him what escourt services are later. I wonder what he'll do. Turn red? Say, "What kind of question is that?!" etc. lol.</p>